Is the Duchess of York truly sorry for her recent despicable actions — or is she just still trying to pay her bills?
Sarah Ferguson wants the world to know that she’s truly repentant for her recent crimes — and is willing to do whatever it takes to make things right again with her ex-husband, Prince Andrew!
On June 1, the Duchess of York will go on The Oprah Show to plead forgiveness after an undercover reporter caught her trying to self access to her Royal ex for nearly a million dollars; she will shoot the segment on May 28. “We all make mistakes,” the flame-haired 50-year-old told People magazine May 26 at the NYC launch party for her new childrens’ books, Helping Hands, adding, Yet we go on. We dust ourselves down.”
And that’s not all! Business tycoon Donald Trump feels so sorry for the Duchess that he’s even offered her a job on next season’s The Apprentice (not the celebrity one) reports PopEater’s Rob Shuter.
With the financial crisis that Fergie is facing, the fact that “Donald Trump himself wants to help Sarah out of this awful mess that she has gotten herself into is incredible,” a TV exec tells Shuter, adding that said executive is “discussing finding Sarah a role on his hit show. It’s not yet clear if Sarah would compete, judge or be Donald’s eyes and ears on the next season of the Apprentice. However, what is clear is that whatever Donald wants, he usually gets!”
We can’t wait to see how this whole situation plays out. This whole scenario could quite possibly earn The Donald a substantial ratings boost next season!
- Lindsey DiMattina


Duchess Fergie acts like White Trash
Posted at 4:12 PM on May 29, 2010
I find Duchess Fergie to be a complete, and utter, embarassment. A total disgace.
The toe-sucking scandal, while still married to her handsome Prince, was enough to write her off. Then she made a fortune with her childrens’ books, which she still does. She made another pile of money with Weight Watchers. Do you think she would have had any of those opportunities, if she hadn’t married Prince Andrew? No way.
Then the queen paid off all her debts (to the tune
of $5,000,000.00 (5 million dollar$) and gave her
royal accomodations with a roof over her head. The
Queen also takes care of Fergie’s daughters, in grand
style. I wish my children had 1/100 of the benefits her
daughters have. And, yet, Fergie, has still managed to be a non-stop, woe is me, boo-hoo, victim!!!!
No thanks. I know people who really have had bad luck,
and I will save my sympathy for them.
For a poor, little rich Duchess girl who can’t manage her money, or her priorities, or her gratitude, I say go back to England. You are not a good role model for my daughters,
and we don’t need a disgraced royal here. It’s a bill of goods, we don’t want. Find somewhere else to go, if England (no surprise) doesn’t want you. Australia and Canada are parts of the “Empire”, go there.
Sorry, no sympathy, let alone forgiveness, here.
Please, please don’t move here. We won’t like you and you
won’t like it here. You have already tarnished everything
you have touched. Leave us alone.