Kate Gosselin, Your 'DWTS' Finale Performance Looked Like The Hokey Pokey! You Should Stick To Your Day Job!

Wed, May 26, 2010 1:49pm EDT by 2 Comments

Courtesy of ABC

Courtesy of ABC

Did you get a chance to see Kate’s disaster dance on Dancing with the Stars last night? I was so uncomfortable that I had to cover my eyes!

Kate Gosselin, I’m speechless … what happened to you on the season finale of DWTS?! You walked onto the dance floor last night, May 25, to dance once again to a rendition of Lady Gaga‘s “Paparazzi” and you were a hot mess!

You were basically tripping over your two left feet and even laughing at some points as if you didn’t even care! I felt HORRIBLE for your dance partner Tony Dovolani, I’m sure he’s beyond thrilled he’ll never have to dance with you again. Why didn’t you prepare and take it more seriously? This was supposed to be your revenge dance for getting kicked off Apr. 20! You said on your blog May 4 how excited you were and we were expecting a success!

Instead, we watched a sinking ship and there was nothing anyone could do to save you. I knew you had barely any rhythm but it was like watching a stiff frankenstein teeter all over the dance floor. It was so bad that I could picture your eight little ones sitting in front of the TV in Reading, Pa with their eyes, and ears covered like those little monkeys in “hear no evil, see no evil.”

You admitted May 4 that you have a “unique dance style,” Kate, let’s just be real for a second … you don’t have a dance style — even my Grandpa could dance circles around you and he has a WALKER!

WATCH THIS INCREDIBLY AWKWARD AND SAD DANCE:

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-Chloe Melas

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