Get Your Act Together, Lindsay Lohan. You’re A Hot Mess & You’re Only Hurting Yourself!

Seriously, Linz, you need to clean yourself up. You can be a great actress again — just stay the hell away from LA nightclubs!

Just a guess here, but I’m thinking Lindsay Lohan would be much more content wearing diamonds, pearls or even cubic zirconia in place of her latest fashion accessory — a SCRAM bracelet.

But hey, Lindsay EARNED this particular piece of hardware. After missing her May 20 court date to party like a rockstar in Cannes, I’d say the 23-year-old starlet deserves absolutely everything that’s coming her way.

Who lies about losing their passport just to spend another night out on the town (albeit in France) boozing and dancing? Hello, Lindsay. Haven’t you been there, done that pretty much every single night of the week in Los Angeles? This whole act is tired, and I’m disappointed because you showed so much promise back in the day as the star of Mean Girls.

Maybe you should take your fellow MG co-stars, Rachel McAdams and Amanda Seyfried, as prime examples of how to act like a true Hollywood star. Rachel, 31, eschews the limelight completely, while Amanda, 24, handles her celebrity status with grace and dignity. You don’t see her hanging out until 2 AM in dimly lit nightclubs with smeared eye makeup and ratty hair (or hitting on her ex-boyfriend, Dominic Cooper, for that matter, either!). Not a good look for anyone, FYI.

A judge ruled today, May 24, that if you test positive for drugs or violate any terms of your probation, that your $10,000 bail can be revoked and a warrant can be re-issued for your arrest. The honorary Marsha Revel should have been harder on you — you clearly need a wake-up call. You’ve already gone to jail once — what will it take for you to clean up your act?

You’re spiraling down a bad path, Lindsay, and you need help.