Shiloh — you’re just a little girl, so please don’t let your mom Angie forget it!
Shiloh, you were the prettiest little girl I had ever seen … then all of a sudden you were a tough, tousled tomboy!
Next thing I hear, you want a military-themed fourth birthday party! Fine, boys will be boys, but really? Shiloh you’re a little girl, so why do you really want to wear army pants with gun holsters? You don’t have to wear pink everyday and play with Barbies but c’mon — do you really want to be a prince … or a frog, for that matter! I am just waiting for someone to give you a big kiss and break the horrible tomboy spell.
Check out the photos above: You were such an angelic infant, and resembled a itty-bitty Taylor Momsen, but now you’re slouching towards Zach Galifianakas. Save yourself!
Could it be that mom Angie is jealous of her own child? I realize that children can be difficult to dress (just ask my mother) but if you were Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and you made a stunningly beautiful child — would you allow her to look so schlumpy? What is going to happen to the twins?
The bowl boy hair cut is NOT helping… It’s not like she even has a cute pixie ‘do like Carey Mulligan, Ellen DeGeneres, Michelle Williams or even Hayden Panettiere. If little Shiloh wants a short ‘do she can have a short one but it needs some help!
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