Sorry, Jon Gosselin! You Don’t Have A Chance In Hell With Olivia Munn — You’re Not Her Type!

Fri, May 7, 2010 7:45pm EDT by 10 Comments

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The Iron Man 2 actress describes her ideal guy — and her perfect man definitely does NOT wear head-to-toe Ed Hardy like Jon does!

Jon Gosselin, if you cross paths with Olivia Munn somewhere, somehow, please don’t bother asking for her number. You’ll be turned down faster than you can say Jon & Kate Plus 8!’ The newly single G4 host explained what she’s looking for in a suitor, and unfortunately for the reality dad, Olivia says Jersey-style clothing choices are a major turn-off!

“My favorite thing on a guy is a cool shirt, sneakers and a watch, I don’t like anything that looks like an outfit he puts more time into than I put into my outfit, matchy-matchy, pink shoes with a pink shirt,” the 29-year-old Iron Man 2 star says in the June issue of FHM. “Also anything with sequins or a dragon or some s–t flying on the back. Like any of the Ed Hardy s–t.”

So Jon, unless you change your dire clothing choices ASAP (and somehow morph into a guy that looks like Olivia’s ex-BF, Chris Pine), your chances of hooking up with Olivia are slim to none. Sorry, buddy.

–Kirstin Benson

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mimi

Posted at 11:03 AM on May 9, 2010  

ha-ha ha very very funny comments guys…..

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tennessee charlie

Posted at 5:11 PM on May 8, 2010  

hoo hoo ha ha. an excellent column, lady. with jon, you can say that there are more horses asses in this world than there are horses

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getbacktowork

Posted at 3:36 PM on May 8, 2010  

in fairness to jon, he did catch on and stop wearing that sh!t awhile ago, right? let’s not forget to mention, baseball hats on backwards are another sign of “asshole”, too, with or without, ed hardy. just had to throw that out there, relevant to the post or not.

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Lanahere

Posted at 6:25 AM on May 8, 2010  

Man, you guys are trying really hard to make news aren’t you?

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mhal

Posted at 3:31 AM on May 8, 2010  

Jon will be lucky if he gets a dog to lick his hand, much less keeping any type of relationship going- as long as he’s the douche bag we have all grown to hate so well!!
Come on Jon, your 15 minutes of fame were played out a long time ago- like when you left your wife and your EIGHT kids!!!
Do us all a favor and move to a far, far place with no access to the media!!! Kate deserves a chance to make the best life possible for her kids,even if that means being in the public eye- atleast she’s willing to work!

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Dear Abby

Posted at 12:56 AM on May 8, 2010  

Dear Olivia…
Please actually become a star FIRST then you can talk ish like you are all that…
You haven’t done anything babes

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kate

Posted at 10:10 PM on May 7, 2010  

Iron Man 2 Star?? She had a cameo, for the love of…

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getbacktowork

Posted at 3:34 PM on May 8, 2010  

lol… like the “for the love of…” part…

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tony

Posted at 10:08 PM on May 7, 2010  

CPine dumped Olivia for a reason. Crabs jump.

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mike

Posted at 10:06 PM on May 7, 2010  

What makes you think he would ask for her number? Even Jon has standards and would not go near the skanky OMunn.

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