Outrage! Pamela Anderson Should NOT Have Been Booted From 'DWTS!' It Should've Been Niecy Nash!

Wed, May 5, 2010 9:47am EDT by 85 Comments
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America, how could you vote off Pam and let Niecy Nash stay in the competition? Are you CRAZY?

I don’t know about the rest of you, but I’m definitely flying my American flag at half mast today. Voting Pamela Anderson off Dancing with the Stars was literally unthinkable… yet it happened last night. Judge Bruno Tonioli summed it up perfectly: “Pamela Anderson is not just a dancer. She’s a great performer — somebody who brings life to every character she plays. … That’s star quality!”

Simply put, Pamela Anderson is a national treasure. Like American pie. Or the Declaration of Independence.

Niecy Nash, on the other hand, has more than overstayed her welcome on the dance floor in my opinion. Yes, she’s funny… but that’s because she HAS to be funny to distract from her performances! This show is, or at least it’s supposed to be, a dancing competition — and Pam consistently outperformed Niecy week after week.

The only justice in this whole situation is that Pam held strong and seemed totally unfazed by the travesty. She didn’t break down and cry like that pansy Jake Pavelka. She stayed totally classy and dignified, as she thanked everyone for giving her the opportunity to dance.

“This has been one of the best experiences of my life, and that says a lot,” she said. “I’ve had a lot of good experiences. … I love everybody here.”

Pam — such a class act, even until the very end.

What do you guys think — were you just as surprised (and devastated) as I was by Pam’s departure? Or am I the last remaining member (slash president and founder) of the Pamela Anderson Fan Club?

— Andy Swift