Tiger Is Even More Childish Than You Thought! Just Wait Till You Hear The Pick-Up Line He Used On His Mistresses!

Tue, May 4, 2010 9:37am EST by 40 Comments
Courtesy of NBC, INFphoto.com

Courtesy of NBC, INFphoto.com

Prepare to lose what little respect you still have for Tiger!

Tiger Woods‘ mistresses are still talking, long after their affairs with the golfer ended — and we’re all still listening! The latest bombshell, dropped by stripper Cori Rist in a new Vanity Fair interview, is that Tiger used an off-color pick-up line to entice his mistresses — and he even did it in front of other people! WARNING: the pick-up line you’re about to read is X-rated and racially offensive… not to mention totally lame.

According to Cori, Tiger used to rub the tips of his shoes together and ask, “What’s this? … It’s a black man taking off his condom.” YUCK! Tiger, you have even less class than we thought. We know you’re a low-life, but there’s really just no need for that kind of talk.

Cori goes on to describe their encounters as “passionate — fireworks,” which I think is is a surprisingly tasteful way to describe the chemistry between a scumbag and one of his many mistresses. Another fun fact: after sex, Tiger apparently liked to eat Fruit Loops and watch cartoons — like a little kid!

She says he got way too attached, texting her constantly with questions like “Who’s with you?” and “Are you alone?”

But his attachment seemed to loosen up when it came to sleeping arrangements. “We’d watch TV and hang out on his side [of the bed],” Cori tells the mag. “But he was really weird about me sleeping in his bed.” She says he made her sleep on the other end of the hotel suite every time they were together.

BFFs, what do you make of all this new information? We all knew Tiger was a liar and a cheater — but now he’s even more childish and inappropriate than we suspected! Elin Nordegren, stay in Sweden as long as you can!

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BonnieHater

Posted at 6:07 PM on May 20, 2010  

Enough about Tiger. It was a joke. You cast so many stones. It sounds like you have been screwed over in a BIG way. He has more temptation then most (not to say that is an excuse but it kinda is). I love how these Hos get off scott free. Please, in the words of John Stossell…”GIVE ME A BREAK”!
I hope he becomes single and then I can watch the Ho’s pile up. Screw U Bonnie you Douche!

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Dave

Posted at 3:19 PM on May 11, 2010  

Ladies ladies, Tiger Woods is the real victim here. Those women knew he was married! Why didn’t they just say NO? They were all playing on man’s one weakness just like YOU ALL DO all the way back to Adam and Eve and even that slut Virgin Mary. I just hope that Wood’s wife brings a lawsuit against all of them and takes away all the money their making right now!

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tay

Posted at 9:04 PM on May 15, 2010  

it takes two to tango!

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carmen

Posted at 3:45 PM on May 10, 2010  

que loco

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Kay Kay

Posted at 7:31 PM on May 5, 2010  

Regardless of how sleazy this dude is, his “charm” seemed to work time and time again. I’m surprised he even bothered with tasteless jokes and come-ons. Judging by all of the trash he was taking out, all he had to do was say “cash”.

BT-dubbs, can we stop calling these Jump-offs mistresses? They’re giving kept women everywhere a bad name.

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softbcoach

Posted at 2:32 PM on May 5, 2010  

I’m tired of these S.L.U.T.S. blowing smoke up everyone’s ASS. That’s all these women are!! Even that Gloria Alred, she should be in jail for trying to extort money from these men. I wish someone would take a red hot poker and stick it where the sun don’t shine to some of these tramps…….

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mimi

Posted at 12:23 PM on May 7, 2010  

Yes what about gloria Alred is she giving her “craft” a bad name….sticking up for the tramps…extortion?….very dirty work…I am surprised…?

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lordcool

Posted at 10:45 AM on May 5, 2010  

Not like she isnt going to get hers with the divorce. Millions upon millions of dollars cause he cheated on her. Sure she might be sad for a while but she’ll move on and be like omg im rich! So she should thank him for that at least. THey could have been normal people and this woulda happened and she woulda got nothin lol. Love is a fickle b***** Ya poor her but really i dont feel to horrible bad haha.
As for him oh well. He made a mistake. If he dates or marries again and doesnt cheat we’ll know he was sorry:)

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pdrober

Posted at 6:28 PM on May 7, 2010  

She was rich before they met. I don’t condone what Tiger did, but there are a lot of childesh people writing articles for Hollywood life too…enough with the adjectives. Write what you know and move on. We don’t care what you “think”!

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Zaia

Posted at 4:57 AM on May 5, 2010  

I wish this ugly, cartoon character looking, piece of s.h.i.t. would have choked to death, on a spoonful of Froot Loops. Now THAT would make for an entertaining and feel-good story IMO. Elin is too pretty, and has too many morals, for his goofy looking, philandering a.s.s. She deserves better, and she’s going to get it. Mark my words.

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softbcoach

Posted at 2:34 PM on May 5, 2010  

Sounds like you’ve been dumped……………..sour grapes lady!!!

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Karin R. Toogood

Posted at 10:22 PM on May 4, 2010  

Oh for heavens sake. The man is a cheater, a low life pig, sorry, that’s being unfair to pigs.

He should be banned from all professional golf tournaments, he is a rotten male model for children who can be easily be influenced.

Elin, you are well rid of this sick, stupid, rotten (so called man).

Just get rid of him, we don’t want to hear any more of this idiot, and I repeat, he should NOT BE ALLOWED TO PLAY PROFESSIONAL GOLF EVER AGAIN

The liar, cheater should be put out to pasture.

AND STAY THERE, put him on a space ship to Mars, when it is available – alone.

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softbcoach

Posted at 2:37 PM on May 5, 2010  

Why should Tiger be banned from Golf? Golf has nothing to do with infidelity……………get over it lady!!

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mimi

Posted at 4:30 PM on May 5, 2010  

okay, but he is representing golf, it is a sport?…a classic sport, and he wear sportscloth and they pay him a big big amount of money? I would cancel immediately my collection if it was my creation he was wearing ,he is a pig with his life and has put a bitter taste in the mouth about golf…..I am sure the other golfers are disgusted… Also he did commerciels beside Roger Federer from Schwitzerland, tennisstar, He should feel a shame of himself, Tiger is NOT at all on the same scale as Federer anymore…..There you see the difference…..

 
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Kay Kay

Posted at 7:36 PM on May 5, 2010  

That’s not Golf you’re tasting Meems…
Seriously though, I’m sure the only difference between Tiger and other star players is that he got caught. Check the ratings, this has not been bad for business. Unless the man is charged with a felony, Tiger isn’t going anywhere anytime soon.

 
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mimi

Posted at 10:56 AM on May 6, 2010  

Kay Kay okay okay but what am I tasting? ha-ha-ha

 
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Jennifer B

Posted at 8:51 PM on May 4, 2010  

They may be lame, but they worked. Doesn’t say much for the women. I don’t defend his wife either. She is just a higher priced whore.

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Zaia

Posted at 4:53 AM on May 5, 2010  

Elin a whore ? What a bunch of degenerates you are !!!
The only whore in this sordid story is Tiger Woods himself. He slept with more than 120 sluts !!!!
Spare me your stupid comments. You are so bitter and jealous of Elin. This is pathetic.

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mimi

Posted at 4:12 PM on May 5, 2010  

Wauh zaia …yeaaah!

 
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Jay

Posted at 3:09 PM on May 5, 2010  

How can you as a woman justify calling Elin a whore!! She was a decent mother and wife who thought she was married to a respectable, honest and decent husband and role model for her kids and everyone elses. You have not heard one word about Elin cheating on Tiger.You sound very jealous and bitter. You disgust me.

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mimi

Posted at 4:12 PM on May 5, 2010  

Jay! …you are wrong …so wrong….anyway Elin is doing the best she can to get on with her life, the hole marriage was a fraud……she is very very hurt, believe me!

 
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mimi

Posted at 4:18 PM on May 5, 2010  

they worked? as what? tell me? ..they can pack it in to make it sound nice, but still it is porno – adult film -people, I will not call them stars, they are far from it and other.. hostesses?..hanging for meat in the bars…..getting paid for dirty sex no condoms???????wauh, which planet do you come from????

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Joel

Posted at 4:58 PM on May 4, 2010  

It’s his business. Why do you have to intrude and have a say in everything he does? Get a life!

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Lanahere

Posted at 4:55 PM on May 4, 2010  

And we’re supposed to believe these women? Why?…..because they have a lot of credibility? LOL…. Ok.

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Sugar

Posted at 4:25 PM on May 4, 2010  

The biggest laugh is that even with that pickup line and his weird behavior all these women still lined up to have sex with him!

When these women devulge this weird stuff about him – I have to look and them and think “yeah, he may be weird but you still had sex with a weirdo”.

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mimi

Posted at 4:09 PM on May 5, 2010  

Of course they lined up, money….they could smell it, all over him of course when he went in the low classe bars…of course they lined up

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anonymous

Posted at 12:54 PM on May 4, 2010  

BONNIE,

EITHER YOU LEAVE TIGER ALONE, AND FORGET THE PAST, OR YOU ARE COOKED. FOCUS ON DAVID BORREANZ, N0W AND KEEP THE NEWS UP TO DATE. FOCUS ON BRET MICHAELS. YOU ARE A BIT__. ALWAYS MEAN AND SH___ TO MEN.
AFTER ELINS TREATMENT TO THE KIDS AND TIGER LATELY, LET TIGER GET ON WITH HIS LIFE. NOW WE ARE TICKED AT YOU, WHERE OTHER TABLOIDS HAVE MOVED ON, ALL YOU DO IS GO BACKWARDS. HAVE YOU NO OTHER NEWS. THIS WEBSITE NEEDS TO GO DOWN…WE WILL SEE WHAT WE CAN DO..

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mimi

Posted at 1:29 PM on May 4, 2010  

NO you are ticked ….speak for yourself one time and for all …thanks

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dd

Posted at 11:07 AM on May 4, 2010  

haha

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msfaye

Posted at 10:43 AM on May 4, 2010  

no wonder elin was impressed with him, let’s face it she is from sweden and not familiar with the american male. if he used those lines on her she had to only see dollar signs when she giggled. i had heard about some of his jokes about his penis and black love (lol) but he insist he isn’t black this guy is in therapy because he has self hatred and doesn’t think he deserves what he gets. elin is probably so embarrased she married this guy aside from the money, houses, yachts she knows people are laughing at her. but i say she handled it better that i would have (an american girl) i woulda done a whole lot more than bust a lip.

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mimi

Posted at 11:18 AM on May 4, 2010  

Elin impressed with Tiger because she is from Sweden?????…ha-ha what kind of teori is that????…no no NO….she left because the low life and danger she was in ….back to her roots…..

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gbtw

Posted at 3:54 PM on May 4, 2010  

it’s laughable to think the american male is a hot commodity! the swedish men must have a very bad reputation, indeed! lol…

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Zaia

Posted at 5:52 PM on May 4, 2010  

What a stupid comment. Sometimes I doubt about some intellectual missing here.
Elin didn’t need Tiger to get money because she comes from a wealthy family. Guys like mr Woods are non existent in Elin’s world. She has class and morals and frankly from what I have heard lately those two words don’t apply to Tiger.
So stop trashing the innocent victim in this story. You are beyond pathetic. This is TW himself who created this huge mess and now he has to face the consequence like everybody else. I don’t care who he is as far as I’m concerned he’s a complete loser in life and in my eyes it speaks much more volume.

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Lanahere

Posted at 10:13 PM on May 4, 2010  

What rock have you been under? Her family is NOT wealthy. They got a little cash because mom is in politic and dad has a good job. They don’t have the kind of money that Tiger has, or Oprah, or Paris Hilton family, or even Ozzie Smith and he hasn’t played in yrs. So don’t go Coo Coo for Coco Puff just yet. Get your story right. Yeah, her family is so wealthy that she had to babysit for a golfer who had never won a green jacket, right?
Girl please, you keep telling yourself that mess until you start believing in it but we don’t.

 
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Zaia

Posted at 4:46 AM on May 5, 2010  

Well money is not everything in life. Money doesn’t buy you class and morals – see for Cheetah.
She may not be as rich as her soon to be ex husband but she’s rich in integrity, principles and values.
Cheetah can go to hell with his millions. No amount of money will erase what he did.
If you keep on defending this poor excuse for a man you are no better than him. Truly pathetic.

 
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Lanahere

Posted at 10:51 PM on May 5, 2010  

Did some man dumped you? You came on here with all attitudes. First, lying about Elin coming from a wealthy family and didn’t need Tiger’s $$$$. When I schooled you on what wealthy is, then now you switch it to- she’s rich in integrity, values, blah blah blah.
Do you think Elin would’ve gave Tiger the time if he was a dishwasher, a waiter, a carpenter, bus driver, a teacher……?
She knew who he was and how much he had. She knew she felt into deep money. The only thing she didn’t know was that when a man that rich marries a nobody, there is a big chance he will not respect her after the lust is gone, for she has not accomplished anything or earned a name for herself.
I never defended Tiger. Tiger was wrong, but so was Elin.
Elin played hard to get with Tiger at first,,,.that was mind game like she’s doing now. Old trick. If you can’t see through her games, then you’re very dumb, I’m sorry to say. Now go dream of Tiger, ’cause that’s the only way you’ll get him.

 
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Jay

Posted at 3:11 PM on May 5, 2010  

Exactly! I would have pulled a Bobbitt on the jackass.

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sammy

Posted at 10:03 AM on May 4, 2010  

Why are these women referred to as Misstresses? Tiger did not “keep” them, pay their bills, etc. These women are only low-life scum, whores and pigs. Why not refer to them as it really is?

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mimi

Posted at 12:25 PM on May 4, 2010  

oh yes sammy, he paid them all right…..the last one via attorney got 10 million dollars for not to talk….he paid them ..all of them, …and Elin found out of that too

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Garfield Ladd

Posted at 9:23 AM on May 5, 2010  

Get off it already! Your getting sickening reporting the same story for over 90 days!

 
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