Kim Kardashian, Long-Distance Love Sucks — You Definitely Need To Date An American Athlete! But Who?

Tue, April 27, 2010 9:50pm EDT by 11 Comments

A sports expert tells HollywoodLife.com who the most eligible (and hottest) athletes on the market are — and why they’d be good BF’s for Kim! Check out our ‘draft picks’ here!

Cristiano Ronaldo is hot and all, but Spain is NOT a prime location for love when you’re living in California. So although Kim Kardashian and the Real Madrid soccer player may seem like a perfect match on paper, we think she needs to start boy scouting in her own country before she heads to foreign locales.

Because the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star seems to have a thing for athletes — in addition to her dalliance with Cristiano, 25, she just split from NFL player Reggie Bush in March after nearly three years of dating — we consulted a sports expert to give her draft picks on the next dude Kim, 29, should play ball with!

“Cristiano would have made a good choice, but he’s a little impractical,” Jenn Sterger, co-host on sports network Versus’ Daily Line program, tells HollywoodLife.com. “With his schedule and hers being so busy, long-distance won’t work. I try to keep guys I’m dating in the same country, or on the same continent at least.”

So if not Cristiano, then who?

#1 Matt Leinart, 26. Dated frenemy Paris Hilton. Check. Is the heir apparent for the 2010 Arizona Cardinals quarterback. Check. Played ball with Kim’s ex-BF Reggie Bush at USC, so at least he’s familiar! “Matt is the obvious choice,” Jenn says. “He likes the spotlight, and they know each other already. A win-win.”

#2 Ryan Howard, 30. He’s big, he’s tough, he’s healthy — and he knows his way around a diamond (both figuratively and metaphorically — he just signed a 5 year, $125 million deal with the Philadelphia Phillies)! “Kim seems to be concerned about keeping her diet in check. Ryan’s got a great deal with Subway, and she could totally fit that in with her Quick Trim situation.” Loves it.

#3 Tim Tebow, 22. He played college ball just like Reggie, 25, is arguably the college quarterback of all time, and is super-religious, just like Kim! “Kim could use a little salvation up north because of the whole sex tape thing,” Jenn says of the Denver Broncos quarterback. “He’s out in Denver, so that’s definitely enough distance from LA!”

#4 Alexander Mikhaylovich Ovechkin, 24. The Washington Capitals hockey player is a bad boy, and sexy as hell. He and Kim would make one freakin’ gorgeous couple! “She likes bad boys, “Jenn agrees. “And he’s a REAL bad boy. He’s always suspended for one thing or another. But I’ll tell you, hockey players are great because they’re fixer-uppers. With a little plastic surgery and a good dentist, they’re OK.”

– Laura Schreffler

Leave a Reply

To comment, please fill in the fields below, enter your comment and select the Comment button.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

View Comment

Soforreal

Posted at 4:55 PM on April 28, 2010  

Kim needs to seriously give her vajajay a rest and be celibate for a while. When does she ever think a guy is gonna take any relationship serious with her? They’re just gonna hit it for a while and then quit it. I say hold out. Date, but hold back on the sex until marriage. Otherwise her relationships are gonna be more of the same.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

mimi

Posted at 12:40 PM on April 28, 2010  

she is desparate…..give yourself a brake Kim?

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Lilly

Posted at 12:24 PM on April 28, 2010  

Why would Kim want to date Matt Leinart? Matt is a former college teammate of Reggie Bush and a close friend of his. Tim Teabow is 22 years old, which is way too young for Kim. Your #4 selection is Ovechkin is too young and needs dental work. You guys need to do the story on when Kim and Reggie will reunite.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

mimi

Posted at 11:08 AM on April 28, 2010  

it became a sport for her, ……strange woman?

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

amy

Posted at 10:56 AM on April 28, 2010  

GIRL how many guys you with?

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Polka

Posted at 4:13 AM on April 28, 2010  

Oh Kim, hasch mich , ich bin der Frühling :-)

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Undulatory Soul

Posted at 2:38 AM on April 28, 2010  

idk But i want to date Jenn Sterger next~

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Trisula Bengkulu

Posted at 1:07 AM on April 28, 2010  

Because the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star seems to have a thing for athletes — in addition to her dalliance with Cristiano, 25, she just split from NFL player Reggie Bush in March after nearly three years of dating — we consulted a sports expert to give her draft picks on the next dude Kim, 29, should play ball with!

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Village

Posted at 11:51 PM on April 27, 2010  

She so certainly does NOT need to date a professional athlete. They make horrible dating material, with women throwing themselves at them all the time. It’s a recipe for cheating and lying, what she has already been through.

Kim needs to date a professional doctor, or lawyer, or an accountant, or a web geek. She needs to find someone who will WORSHIP her, never look at another woman, and be THRILLED to be with her. It’s the first rule of dating. The boy needs to like the girl more than the girl likes the boy. It makes for a happy girl who always gets her way, and a happy boy who wants to make her happy.

Kim has been doing it backwards.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Frankie

Posted at 11:02 PM on April 27, 2010  

Does anyone care what this stupid girl does? Why should I be concerned about her life anyhow? She looks disturbed. I don’t understand why there are all of these articles about her. What has she done which is of any importance at all?

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Hal Ryder

Posted at 10:48 PM on April 27, 2010  

Ryan Howard is a baseball player. He just signed a contract extension for 5 years for $125 million with the Philadelphia Phillies. The Arizona Cardinals are a football team. You confused your facts a little bit.

 Reply
Share this comment at Share with Twitter

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 7,914 other followers