Pam, The ‘DWTS’ Producers Are Demanding You Wear A Bra & Pasties? Don’t Let Them Tame You!

Fri, April 9, 2010 4:50pm EDT by 14 Comments
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Your wild side is the reason we all love you… and it’s the only reason I still watch Dancing with the Stars!

This is an outrage! (And I don’t use that term lightly.) UsMagazine.com is reporting that the producers of Dancing with the Stars are “insisting” that my #1 lady Pamela Anderson start wearing a bra and pasties during her performances to ensure the show doesn’t have a Janet Jackson-esque wardrobe malfunction on live TV. I don’t know about the rest of you, but I simply will not stand for this crazy talk.

My sweet sweet Pam, ABC shouldn’t be allowed to bill you as the “world’s sexiest woman” in promos if they expect you to cover up for the cameras when it’s showtime! Aren’t they aware that you’ve totally built your brand around the idea that you’re this crazy, sexy lady who never does what people expect her to? Perhaps they have not seen your untitled independent film in which you co-star with ex-husband Tommy Lee.

In case it isn’t obvious, I’m a pretty big fan of your work. I loved you in the mid ’90s when I wasn’t allowed to watch you on Baywatch, and again in 2000 when I wasn’t allowed to watch you on your brilliant action-drama V.I.P. (Your animated series Stripperella was also a gem, and I’m still saddened by its early cancellation.)

And for all of the above reasons, I was so excited to hear you’d be doing Dancing with the Stars this season. I’m sad that the public isn’t responding as warmly to you as they should be, placing you in the second-to-last spot two weeks ago. Some say you’re being “too sexy” and that you’re intimidating viewers… but if winning their votes means compromising who you are, I say “eff THAT!”

Dear readers, do you agree with me? Or is it I who is the one talking crazy? Vote and/or drop me a comment to let me know where you stand on this most crucial of issues.

– Andy Swift

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kp

Posted at 2:18 PM on April 15, 2010  

Oh Pammy, just wear the nipple covers and spare your DWTS bosses the grief of dealing with another nip slip scandal…it can’t be that bad! Put them on for your dance, use those Nippies ones so they coordinate with your costume, and then you can take the pasties off. Better to play it safe than sorry!

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Paula

Posted at 1:43 PM on April 14, 2010  

Pam will win it all. Pam dont let the producers tell you how to win the ball. Be the ball! Knock them dead.

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Susie

Posted at 1:51 PM on April 12, 2010  

Pam Anderson is who she is, who she has always been. Outgoing, flirty, flowing with sexuality, great looks, fiesty and unafraid to be herself, and not worry about what others think or say. DWTS wanted her, she is there, and I must say, she is dancing GREAT, and I was shocked that she is able to pull this off so far.
She has been a wonderful addition and surprise to dancing and you can see she is taking it seriously. So who cares if Pam doesnt want to wear pasties, or bras. Those wardrope guys know how to keep those puppies from breaking loose. Let her show us each week how well she is doing and vote for her, not the fricking singer with all the dancing experience AGAIN.
Go Pam and keep up the great work!!!!

A 50 yr old mom!!!

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getbacktowork

Posted at 10:48 AM on April 10, 2010  

andy, now that i’ve read your whole post and see what a true fan you are of pam, and will speak it aloud so proudly, i think i love you a little bit… but i also feel sorry for you if you couldn’t watch the never better late night action drama VIP. never better viewing… pam should have her own (insert any word here- cd, show, brand of anything, etc.) at all times.

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Naomi G.

Posted at 8:16 PM on April 9, 2010  

yes wear a bra and panties Pam, no one wants to see up your dress only perverts would wanna see your packages. I know I wouldn’t want to get an eye full and I know others don’t as well…So Be Modest Pam ok!

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Catherine

Posted at 7:01 PM on April 9, 2010  

No, she should do whatever she wants. They wanted her on the show, they can deal with the consequences.
Besides, she is one of the best on the show.

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Joe Blow

Posted at 5:55 PM on April 9, 2010  

“Bra & Pasties?” Way to check for typos. Just goes to show you what kind of half-wit morons (as I’m sure it took more than one moron to write this drivel)…

Pasties.

Bunch of hollywood red necks.

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Andy Swift

Posted at 6:07 PM on April 9, 2010  

Sorry to burst your hate bubble, but I did mean “pasties.” They’re the little fabric pieces women put on their breasts to cover up… whatever needs to be covered up.

Also… you’re wrong. It only took ONE moron to write this — me :)

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getbacktowork

Posted at 10:43 AM on April 10, 2010  

lol… i was so intrigued wondering how to spell pasties if not the way you spelled it, and how someone would know it wasn’t an obvious spelling the way you had it… i had no idea he was thinking panties! you must be really NOT a moron to have figured that out… happy wknd.

 
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Andy Swift

Posted at 3:44 PM on April 11, 2010  

Oh, getbacktowork… I’m now the one who loves you :) happy weekend indeed!

 
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the frau

Posted at 5:41 PM on April 9, 2010  

I am sorry to spoil your eye-popping fun but DWTS is a family show and she does need to strap herself in.

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Anna

Posted at 5:47 PM on April 9, 2010  

Come-On-Now . . . Its PAMELA ANDERSON
No Need to say anything else but her name and we all know what she has and she has the right to Flaunt it !!! That’s the reason why DWTS hired her. They did NOT hire her for her Mother Theresa Ways !!!!!

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flo reilly

Posted at 6:09 PM on April 9, 2010  

What she’s got is fake. She even returned them once. There’s a big difference in Pam when she’s rehearsing sans make-up and phony celebrity personality, than when in front of the camera. She goes into plastic-porn lady mode Guess it keeps the y-chromos happy. I’d like to see her be honest just once.

 
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Andy Swift

Posted at 6:10 PM on April 9, 2010  

Well said, Anna!

 
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