Jen V. Angie: Fit and Healthy V. Scary Skinny! New War!

Thu, April 8, 2010 2:40pm EDT by 41 Comments
Posted Thu, April 8, 2010 2:40pm EDT

Angie, you may have walked off with Brad Pitt as a prize, but Jen is winning the body beautiful award!

Angie, Jen may be seven years older than you at 41, but her body looks years younger. You look so emaciated right now, it’s a wonder you can even lift little 20 month-old Vivienne.

Celebrity weight expert, John Spencer Ellis, from the Real Housewives of Orange County, tells that she looks shockingly like she only weighs between 100- 105 pounds! “With her height and slim frame,” says John, “she should weigh more like 125- 135 pounds…which is still on the thin side.”

That means she’s 20-30 pounds UNDERWEIGHT! And as you can clearly see- she has no muscle-tone whatsoever. Angie’s skin hangs loosely on her ultra-skinny arms, like she’s an aged woman.

Meanwhile, Angie’s legs are so stick thin, even covered in thick black tights, that they have virtually no shape or muscle-tone at all. The veins on her hands jut out of her super thin skin.

Ellis tells that she needs to gain at least 5 pounds of fat and 5 pounds of muscle to be healthier.

On the other hand, Jen’s legs and arms look spectacular on the set of her new film with Adam Sandler, “Just Go With It.” Not only are they firm and shapely, but they ‘re magnificently muscled.

Jen does “30-40 minutes of cardio excercise like elliptical or spinning, as well as 30-45 minutes of yoga, muscle toning work and then ab work,” several times a week, according to her yoga and fitness instructor Mandy Ingber, who spoke o

Now granted, Angie has six young children to care for plus a heavy schedule of film and UN Mission work. Jen has only herself to worry about– though she also has had a heavy work schedule.

But Angie– you need to make some time for you  — to EAT and EXERCISE! The only health area where you have a heads up on Jen is that you don’t smoke. Until recently Jen was a known heavy smoker- we sure hope you’ve quit!

Now BFF’s what do you think? Who wins the leg & arm war?
— Bonnie Fuller

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