Hey Madonna, I’m a mom of four and I’m impressed by this public display of affection in Malawi from your 13-year-old daughter!
Anyone who has a tween girl living in their material world, knows that they are the MOST IMPOSSIBLE human beings.
They also DO NOT EVER think their moms are cool — even if their mom is a rock star. In other words — Lourdes probably eyeballs her mom, Madonna, and thinks — freak — just like any tween girl does!
So next time I happen to see Madonna, I’m high-fiving her for her superior daughter-raising skills!


William Dwyer
Posted at 8:57 AM on April 9, 2010
Most tween girls do not have a mega-star mom, with a gazillion dollars. That being said, this “kiss” could have been anything. Maybe a PR set up. Maybe the kid is whispering in Madonna’s ear. Maybe she is saying hey mom, see those guys with the cameras? I’ll make a scene if you don’t get me the new iPad. All kidding aside. This article sounds like all mom’s just suck at raising their kids, and Madonna has performed some kind of miracle. Hey Bonnie! Remove your head from Madonna’s fanny!