Miracle – You Saved Kate! But Jake Almost Goes Down!

Wed, April 7, 2010 9:17am EST by 5 Comments
Courtesy of ABC

Courtesy of ABC

Kate, you ought to kiss the ground for the miracle you got last night on Dancing with the Stars!

Your fans saved your a..s and your feet because let’s face it – your dancing is a disaster. If the judges had their way, you would no doubt have been dumped. Len Goodman seemed genuinely shocked that legendary astronaut Buzz Aldrin was voted off and that Bachelor Jake was the shocker. other contestant, who landed in the bottom two. Kate, you didn’t even have to suffer through the last few moments of uncertainty – you were given a shockingly lofty spot – third from the bottom.

I just hope that you don’t see that as a sign your fans will keep you afloat into the finals. Kate – let’s be frank – you are the worst dancer by far left on the show and fans can only cover for you for so long! You need to stop the PR pics, let your lawyer deal with your lowlife ex, and get serious about your dancing. Practice, practice, practice. You need this gig and finding your inner dancer is the only thing that will save you!

-Bonnie Fuller

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Posted at 12:54 PM on April 7, 2010  

p.s. when i say i want booted off the show more than kate now, of course i am speaking only from a personality standpoint, as jake is doing pretty good with the dancing, where kate is the worse dancer of all. unfortunately kate is just not coordinated….and not learning. she isnt cut out for this, but i think she is trying..like everyone else.

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Posted at 12:52 PM on April 7, 2010  

well, kate is a pita, but jake is becoming more of a pita, as we see the real jake, and the fake jake, the world is seeing that this bachelor is truly a fake, just like the ex girlfriend says he is. i want him off even more than kate, at this point.

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Posted at 12:28 PM on April 7, 2010  

Come on they will all go one by one….kate next time

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Posted at 11:31 AM on April 7, 2010  

As long as Pam is still in the game, I’ll be paying attention. Not watching, but definitely paying attention.

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Posted at 9:21 AM on April 7, 2010  

good jake is a tool

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