Tim Urban Is Totally The New Sanjaya On 'American Idol'!

Mon, April 5, 2010 12:18pm EDT by 1 Comment

You think I’m wrong? Just look at the evidence! Neither boy can sing, they both have great hair and inexplicably managed to make it to the Top 10!

When it comes to Tim Urban’s baffling presence on American Idol this season, I feel like a broken record. WHY is he still around busting eardrums and taking up space while fabulous singers like Lilly Scott are send to musical oblivion (aka HOME)? But then came my epiphany: it’s Sanjaya Syndrome all over again!

Surely you remember Sanjaya Malakar - the contestant on Idol’s sixth season who was as famous for his hair (hello, mohawk) as he was his inability to sing (his screeching is still permanently etched in MY brain). Who does that sound like? Oh yeah, Tim Urban.

If you don’t believe me, check out the similarities! Both boys are 20, both get by on the strength of their looks (pre-teen girls – and even a few more ‘mature’ ladies – go gaga for them), nothing judge Simon Cowell said about either was enough to get them eliminated for WEEKS and both have cracked the Top 10! Federal Way, Wash. native Sanjaya was eliminated in 7th place on his season – while Tim has currently made it to round 9. That said, it’s Lennon-McCartney Songbook week on Idol, and what better week for ‘Teflon Tim’ to shine? He already has a Beatles haircut, after all.

What happens now? Well, America, it’s up to YOU to get Tim voted off! If you can take three more weeks of his weak warbling, then more power to you. As for me, my eardrums may not survive the injustice.

Just one more thing before you go, Tim. Just WHO does your hair?

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