Tiger Is Terrified His Mistresses Will Attack Him At The Masters – And He Should Be!

Sun, April 4, 2010 2:00pm EDT by 3 Comments

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Tiger Woods is so scared that many of his ‘other women’ will try to confront him when he returns to golf April 5 that he’s hired 90 private bodyguards!

Who knew that Tiger Woods was just one big scaredy cat? The 34-year-golf pro is reportedly so freaked out by the thought that his sixteen mistresses might plan a mass confrontation that he’s hired 90 bodyguards for protection when he returns to golf at the Master’s Tournament April 5.

In addition to the 200 security members patrolling the green in August, GA. next week, Tiger has hired 82 former FBI and Secret Service agents as well as armed deputies, reports London’s Mail on Sunday. Eight EXTRA guards will be surrounding him as a “last line of defense.”

With all the muscle surrounding him, Tiger should breathe a sigh of relief. “None of these girls are allowed anywhere near him,” a security guard told the paper. “If one photo comes out of a beautiful lady touching him, it would be a disaster.”

The Master’s will be the player’s (and we mean that in the most literal sense of the word) return to golf since his cheating scandal – he allegedly slept with sixteen different women while married to Swedish model Elin Nordegren – broke over Thanksgiving weekend.

Our thoughts? Tiger is totally going to need the extra security detail. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, after all.

- Laura Schreffler

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mimi

Posted at 5:12 PM on April 4, 2010  

I hope it is safe for everybody, and tiger can play golf without problems…….?

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CLB

Posted at 3:31 PM on April 4, 2010  

Tiger Woods has reasons to be scared. There have been reports of spurned mistresses that have committed acts of violence against their ex- lover and family, such as the Long Island, Lolita. Some obsessed or mentally unstable people are capable of anything for spite, revenge, publicity, etc.You can never be too cautious. I hope and pray Elin does not attend this circus.

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Karin R. Toogood

Posted at 2:53 PM on April 4, 2010  

What an idiot. Woods should be banned from all professional golf games. He should be setting an example to the younger people/children.

Why is that once you become famous and are very rich that you can get away with anything????????

Woods, YOU ARE A DISGRACE.

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