Tiger Is Terrified His Mistresses Will Attack Him At The Masters – And He Should Be!

Sun, April 4, 2010 2:00pm EDT by 3 Comments


Tiger Woods is so scared that many of his ‘other women’ will try to confront him when he returns to golf April 5 that he’s hired 90 private bodyguards!

Who knew that Tiger Woods was just one big scaredy cat? The 34-year-golf pro is reportedly so freaked out by the thought that his sixteen mistresses might plan a mass confrontation that he’s hired 90 bodyguards for protection when he returns to golf at the Master’s Tournament April 5.

In addition to the 200 security members patrolling the green in August, GA. next week, Tiger has hired 82 former FBI and Secret Service agents as well as armed deputies, reports London’s Mail on Sunday. Eight EXTRA guards will be surrounding him as a “last line of defense.”

With all the muscle surrounding him, Tiger should breathe a sigh of relief. “None of these girls are allowed anywhere near him,” a security guard told the paper. “If one photo comes out of a beautiful lady touching him, it would be a disaster.”

The Master’s will be the player’s (and we mean that in the most literal sense of the word) return to golf since his cheating scandal – he allegedly slept with sixteen different women while married to Swedish model Elin Nordegren – broke over Thanksgiving weekend.

Our thoughts? Tiger is totally going to need the extra security detail. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, after all.

– Laura Schreffler

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