Hey Jess. You’re beautiful, talented, and successful. But you just got back from a trip around the world! Do you have something to say that doesn’t involve guys or relationships? Because we want to hear it!
Jessica Simpson just got back from traveling the world for her VH1 show The Price Of Beauty, so we expected that she would have a lot of her global experiences to share. But nope! Jessica just gave yet another interview where she talked about her complicated relationship with the opposite sex to Fox News!
Jess said, “I think you really have to know who you are before you can truly fall in love and give your all, and I don’t think a man can define you.” Ok, we can agree with that. But Jess, men are starting to completely dominate your conversations! While promoting The Price of Beauty with David Letterman last month, you couldn’t stop talking about your ex, Tony Romo and his “cute butt.” AND you spent most of your time on Oprah discussing how you’re so angry with John Mayer. Enough!
Sure, the songstress advises her fellow ladies “don’t look to a man to build your own confidence”— and we completely agree — but she just got back from visiting more than 10 countries and interviewing women around the globe! She has to have subjects to speak about other than guys. Especially if Jess wants to get rid of her “failed relationship” image, she has to actively flip the script or her legacy will be “that poor girl who can’t make it work.”
With her new show, Jess has a platform to reach and influence millions of women. She can use that platform for good … or to maintain the status quo. There’s still time. Make us proud Jessica! And, please, think of SOMETHING else to talk about!
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