Lindsay Lohan sat in the American Idol audience last night and seemed to REALLY enjoy looking at my hottie, Casey James. Stay back, Lilo!
Lindsay Lohan, I was NOT pleased to see you in the American Idol audience March 31. Why? You were clearly giving my man, Casey James, the eye! I’m convinced you’re going to fall madly in love with the 27-year-old rocker (or my other crush, 20-year-old cutie Tim Urban) and corrupt him with your hard-partying Hollywood starlet ways!
Don’t get me wrong, Lilo, I’ve always been a fan. I pledged my undying support after your brilliant 1998 performance in The Parent Trap. My love was renewed in 2004 when I watched your ‘Rumors’ music video every day of my entire freshman year of college. But if you so much as TRY to slither your way onto the Idol dating scene, I will denounce you forever.
This all might sound far-fetched, but I can see the writing on the wall…especially after your tweet yesterday. “Love #americanidol !!!!!!!!!!! Such a fun show to come to! I wanna come more!!! Hehe.” You’re going to go back for more — but I really hope it’s just for the music, and not the men.
You don’t really want to fight me, do you?
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