Hey Jerry Springer — We Have Three Contestant Suggestions For Your New Dating Show, 'Baggage'!

Thu, March 25, 2010 5:18pm EDT by 3 Comments
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Jerry, Jerry, JERRY!! YOU HAVE TO HAVE these three mistresses on your new show!

Who would YOU pick to appear on Jerry Springer‘s new dating game show, Baggage? Well, we think the contestants with the most “baggage” are  Jesse James‘ and Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses! From their ability to work a pole  to tattoos, piercings and breast augmentations — not to mention, sleeping with married men — these women have every trait necessary to make Jerry’s show VERY entertaining.  Of the alleged mistresses, we nominate Joslyn James, Michelle ‘Bombshell’ McGee and Loredana Jolie to be Jerry’s first three contestants!

Jerry’s new show Baggage will premiere on Mon. April 19 at 6:30 p.m. ET/PT on GSN. The gist of the show:  one dater gets to pick from three contestants after they reveal their deepest, darkest, most intimate secrets. Juicy!

Meet the mistresses we think have the most ‘baggage':

  1. Joslyn James:  This 39-year-old has been through more men than she can count on her fingers five times around! You might remember her as one of Tiger’s SIXTEEN alleged mistresses. In 2009, she met the pro-playa and decided to turn him on with her industry instincts — she IS a professional adult film star, after all. Joslyn is currently looking for that special guy who will co-star in her PERSONAL film. Sorry guys, but this one won’t be on the market … (unless she decides to leak if for some extra cash).
  2. Michelle “Bombshell” McGee: Would you want to be known as the 24-year-old woman that slept with America’s Sweetheart Sandra Bullock’s husband?   Well, Michelle nailed that one HARD! She’s the mistress from the other side of the tracks and has more tattoos than you can count. Her “interesting” style definitely makes her stand out in a crowd (with all the tats she’s kind of hard to miss). Now, she’s looking for the next monster truck man who will drive her wild!
  3. Loredana Jolie: Loredana, 26, is famous for her allegedly short-lived affair with Tiger, whom she claimed to have met while working as a “escort.” What makes this bad girl hard to forget is that she KNEW Tiger was married to Elin Nordegren and still slept with him anyway. Now Lordena is ready to have some “more fun” – as she puts it. She isn’t looking for anything serious, just to have a goooood time. Oh … and sorry Tiger … you’re no longer included on her “clientele” list.

Lastly, we think Tiger Woods or Jesse James should be Jerry’s  first “dater” on the season premiere. Out of these two, who would you rather hear say, “Sorry, but you have too much baggage?” SERIOUSLY — is either man capable of saying no to temptation?

- Lindsey DiMattina

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HelloThere

Posted at 8:39 AM on March 26, 2010  

those women would make the perfect contestants. I agree with you lindsy!

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scarla

Posted at 5:34 PM on March 25, 2010  

Wow Lindsey….I thought this was a pro-woman site….you may have missed the ‘baggage’ here so to speak. Jerry would probably prefer to have Tiger Woods and Jesse James as his contestants and I think Hollywood Life should post pictures of those 2 in their underwear for the sake of derogatory gender balance.

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scarla

Posted at 5:34 PM on March 25, 2010  

Wow Lindsey….I thought this was a pro-woman site….you may have missed the ‘baggage’ here so to speak. Jerry would probably prefer to have Tiger Woods and Jesse James as his contestants and I think Hollywood Life should post pictures of those 2 in their underwear for the sake of derogartory gender balance.

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