Sandra — It's Time To Get A Hot Guy On Your Arm Right Now! Here's Four Hunkalicious Single Guys to Hang With!

Tue, March 23, 2010 7:04pm EST by 12 Comments

032310_fourguys_544_new_XXXXSandra — you’re so beautiful! You can get any guy you want, so forget Jesse James!

Sandra Bullock — you should LEAVE Jesse James high and dry! After what he’s done to you, he’s so not worth your time! And, if we may interject, we think you can do so much better. We’re not saying get serious right off the bat, but why not have some fun and date! We have some HOT, YOUNG HUNK suggestions that we think know how to make a woman feel goooood. That’s just what you need right now, and the best part … showing up in the spotlight with one of these hotties is going to make Jesse’s jaw drop. He’s going to regret the day he screwed up and lost you!

Meet your new matches:

  1. Gerard Butler (40)! So what if he’s rumored to be dating Jennifer Aniston? This guy knows how to have a good time. We think he may be just what you need to get you back on your feet. And who knows, maybe he will sweep you away to some exotic location … like Los Cabos, Mexico (where he went with Jen in Feb.)? Some time in the sun next to Mr. Butler is sure to get your serotonin levels up and going again.
  2. Jake Gyllenhaal (29)! OMG he’s so hot and sweet too — just what every girl needs when she’s feeling down about herself. We know he’s moving on from his breakup with Reese Witherspoon, so why not move on with him? His smile alone is enough to make you feel all warm inside. Plus, he’ll look hot next to you on the red carpet.
  3. Chris Pine (29)! This rising star has the most gorgeous blue eyes! He’s on the brink of a fabulous career in Hollywood, and we think he would be a great relationship co-star for you as you head into a bright new Jesse-free future. His energy and vitality will definitely bring you back to life. Chris will make you feel young again!
  4. Ryan Gosling (29)! He’s already been your co-star (on 2002’s Murder By Numbers) and off-screenn, so it should be easy for you to rekindle this old romance. Plus, any guy who can watch The Notebook let alone STAR in it, must know a thing or two about love. You should totally let him remind you what love is all about!

Sandra, you have to get back in the game! Even if you don’t choose to date one of our hot picks, we’re sure you’re going to find someone who totally loves and appreciates you. You’re such a catch!

— Lindsey DiMattina

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Tina

Posted at 8:18 AM on March 24, 2010  

I’m sure Jake is happy that the showmance with dull, b*tchy and fugly Reese Witherspoon is over.

Sandra is a doll and she needs a straight man.

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Mary

Posted at 8:08 AM on March 24, 2010  

This is pretty funny–bloggers giving people they don’t know romantic advice.

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ld

Posted at 4:22 AM on March 24, 2010  

why does it have to be celebrities she hooks up with? and why would she give a darn to hook up with anybody right now?..
i cant believe i even read half the stuff on here

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kaykay

Posted at 10:02 PM on March 23, 2010  

This whole thing is just stupid and superficial. This woman’s marriage is over. Doubt she is thinking about a new relationship at this time. And Bonnie just because you find these men attractive does not mean that they are Sandra’s type. YOU DON’T know her by the way. and some women want MEN not boys pretending. So please let the woman breath before we set her up with another man..

all this talk is very childish.

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Heather

Posted at 10:00 PM on March 23, 2010  

Gerard Butler. He’s more her age, and he since hes not interested in Aniston (and Sandra is so much more beautiful than Aniston any way) she should go for him. Or rather, he should go for HER.

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Grace

Posted at 9:29 PM on March 23, 2010  

Gerard would be perfect. Handsome, big, strong. Gerard could easily kick Jesse’s behind and Jesse sure does need a good kicking.

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andrea

Posted at 9:01 PM on March 23, 2010  

How about Josh Lucas, Mike Myers, Mark Ruffalo, Dwayne Johnson or the guy from The Hurt Locker

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Not so fast

Posted at 9:48 PM on March 23, 2010  

Mike, Mark, and Dwayne are other women’s husbands.

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Nope

Posted at 3:30 PM on March 25, 2010  

No – neither Dwayne Johnson and Mike Myers are married. Just Mark Ruffalo.

 
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andrea

Posted at 8:48 PM on March 23, 2010  

None of these guys are right for Sandra, who chose this list some 23 year old girl?? Her next conquest should be someone more like her 40’s, smart, nice, cute and successful with a good track record with women.

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Agree!

Posted at 9:45 PM on March 23, 2010  

That list is completely wrong. Gerard is just another player in another body (albeit hot body). As is Hugh Grant. Sandra needs to take time to learn and heal from this experience or she’ll only repeat it w/ someone else. Then when she is ready I hope she goes for someone who is her equal, not afraid of her sucess, has class, integrity – and impulse control.

Don’t want to be poisoned? Stop sleeping w/ snakes (no matter how charming, handsome or sucessful they are, those qualities will not protect your heart and self esteem).

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Nope

Posted at 3:31 PM on March 25, 2010  

While I sincerely doubt that she’s even thinking about anything such as a new guy – maybe a “player” like Gerard, to have some fun with is just what she may be needing in a little while. When she’s ready.

 
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