Tiger Woods: Texting Two Mistresses At the Same Time!

Fri, March 19, 2010 10:35am EST by 8 Comments

031910_grubbs_tiger_jamesHow did Tiger have time to play golf, take care of his family, AND sext-message his mistresses! We’ve uncovered evidence he was texting at least two of his mistresses at the same time!

Tiger Woods may have been cheating on his wife of five years Elin Nordegren but he was also juggling multiple mistresses! We scoped out the alleged texts he sent a couple of his Tiger-harem, and discovered that he was pounding away at his keypad to both of them … at virtually the same time!

How did he keep ’em all straight? For instance ,Tiger texted Joslyn on Oct. 1, 2009 at 6:02 PM, “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything … you please me like no other has or will. I’m not losing that.” BUT just minutes later — at 6:06 PM — Tiger has a much less tender text-versation with Jaimee Grubbs about her affinity for “Big black guys.”

We decided to break it down so you can see for yourself!

September 27 2009 Tiger texts Jaimee:

6:38 PM

Tiger texts: “I need you.” Then Jaimee responds “Then get your tight ass over here and visit me. I need you!” To which Tiger responds “I will wear you out soon.”

8:45 PM

Tiger texts: “Do you have a boyfriend?” Jaimee replies: “I don’t have someone I am dating … you can be my boyfriend.” Tiger then calls himself Jaimee’s boyfriend! “Quiet and secretly we will always be together!”

September 30 2009 Jaimee texts Tiger:

3:38 PM

Jaimee says: “If we hang out Sunday we can watch Desperate Housewives together.”

Tiger then blows off Jaimee for that Sunday to hang out with Joslyn.

October 1 2009 Tiger texts Joslyn:

6:02 AM

Tiger texts: “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to talk.”

October 1 2009 Tiger texts Jaimee:

6:06 PM

Tiger texts with Jaimee back and forth about Jaimee’s love for “Big black men.” Tiger does say: “Having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself.”