Tiger Woods: Texting Two Mistresses At the Same Time!

Fri, March 19, 2010 10:35am EDT by 8 Comments

031910_grubbs_tiger_jamesHow did Tiger have time to play golf, take care of his family, AND sext-message his mistresses! We’ve uncovered evidence he was texting at least two of his mistresses at the same time!

Tiger Woods may have been cheating on his wife of five years Elin Nordegren but he was also juggling multiple mistresses! We scoped out the alleged texts he sent a couple of his Tiger-harem, and discovered that he was pounding away at his keypad to both of them … at virtually the same time!

How did he keep ‘em all straight? For instance ,Tiger texted Joslyn on Oct. 1, 2009 at 6:02 PM, “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything … you please me like no other has or will. I’m not losing that.” BUT just minutes later — at 6:06 PM — Tiger has a much less tender text-versation with Jaimee Grubbs about her affinity for “Big black guys.”

We decided to break it down so you can see for yourself!

September 27 2009 Tiger texts Jaimee:

6:38 PM

Tiger texts: “I need you.” Then Jaimee responds “Then get your tight ass over here and visit me. I need you!” To which Tiger responds “I will wear you out soon.”

8:45 PM

Tiger texts: “Do you have a boyfriend?” Jaimee replies: “I don’t have someone I am dating … you can be my boyfriend.” Tiger then calls himself Jaimee’s boyfriend! “Quiet and secretly we will always be together!”

September 30 2009 Jaimee texts Tiger:

3:38 PM

Jaimee says: “If we hang out Sunday we can watch Desperate Housewives together.”

Tiger then blows off Jaimee for that Sunday to hang out with Joslyn.

October 1 2009 Tiger texts Joslyn:

6:02 AM

Tiger texts: “Baby I’m not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I’m not losing that. You have to understand people love to talk.”

October 1 2009 Tiger texts Jaimee:

6:06 PM

Tiger texts with Jaimee back and forth about Jaimee’s love for “Big black men.” Tiger does say: “Having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself.”

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mimi

Posted at 3:48 PM on March 20, 2010  

get out elin get out of this perverted nighmare……this is just too much to bare………………….

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Deborah

Posted at 12:08 PM on March 20, 2010  

Tiger Woods has been told by the world that no matter what he does he is great because he can hit a golf ball and make money. We have all lived vicariously through him and every other “famous” over paid ,overly forgiven sports,entertainment and even reality star. We place these people on pedestals and believe that their lives are better,brighter ,more fun and less complicated than our own because of their fame. The emptiness in Tigers life proves this to be untrue. He is not perfect as we have all wanted him to be, he still must deal with the complications of life and being a human being.. The one thing that should change is that we the public stop making these pople our idols and then becoming angry at them when they do not live up to OUR expectations.

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CLB

Posted at 8:25 PM on March 19, 2010  

No restrictions here, anything goes with this shameless, James woman! Ms. James should have new customers to sell her body soon. The world media has posted free of charge her explicit resume, graphically detailing what she is capable and willing to do for a customer if the price is right!!! What a piece of trash she is!!!

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mimi

Posted at 3:46 PM on March 20, 2010  

new customers soon? – ha no no she is in full swing….she is the worst walking the earth, how can she live with herself,…and she is using the publicity to get sick other perverted clients, disgusting people………mimi

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jensen

Posted at 1:05 PM on March 19, 2010  

its all soooo filthy and disgusting

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jennylynnm

Posted at 12:55 PM on March 19, 2010  

Okay, we get it. Tiger is a pig. I’m just tired of hearing about it. Don’t you think it’s NO coincidence that the porn star releases texts right when he announces his return to golf? Of course not. Let’s puhlease not give these whores (sorry, lack of a better term) the attention they seek but do not deserve.

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Karen

Posted at 11:52 AM on March 19, 2010  

This guy is a D-bag and will always be! His mistresses are ugly bitches and have fake boob’s! His EX-wife was a pretty LADY!

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