Jesse's Girls: Sandra Bullock Vs. Michelle McGee!

Fri, March 19, 2010 10:52am EDT by 50 Comments
Getty Images, SplashNews.com

Getty Images, SplashNews.com

The ladies in Jesse James’ life couldn’t be more different!

We were shocked when we first heard about Jesse James‘ alleged affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, and the shocks just keep on coming with each new detail we learn about her. She’s the total opposite of Sandra Bullock in every way, and we’ve put together a handy little side-by-side chart to help make that point a little clearer.

Sandra Bullock

“America’s Sweetheart”

Michelle McGee

“America’s Sinner”

45-year-old stepmom of three 32-year-old mother of two
No tattoos Covered in tattoos
Natural chest Major implants
Stars in major movies & is an Oscar-winning actress Stars in homemade porn & is a stripper
Nickname: “Sandy” Nickname: “Bombshell”
Very private person Tweets about every intimate detail about her life, including getting her “cheeks” tattooed
Thanked her mom in her Oscar speech & shares an office with her dad and sister Grew up Amish and her parents no longer speak to her
Appeared on the covers of major magazines, including Glamour, Vogue and Vanity Fair Appeared on the covers of lesser-read magazines, including Tattoo Review and International Tattoo Art
Battling for custody of her husband’s children against his porn star ex-wife Her ex-husband is trying to get custody of their children because she has been making porn and doing live nude broadcasts from her house
Wore Marchesa, Alexander McQueen and Bottega Veneta to recent awards shows Dressed up like a Nazi for an outrageous photo shoot
Dressed up in matching gorilla suits with Jesse on Halloween Used Jesse’s Halloween costume with Sandra to come up with a sex-nickname for him, “Vanilla Gorilla”

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  4. EXCLUSIVE! The Day After The Oscars, Jesse James’ Alleged Mistress Complained About A Lack Of Sex
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