Jesse's Girls: Sandra Bullock Vs. Michelle McGee!

Fri, March 19, 2010 10:52am EDT by 50 Comments
Getty Images, SplashNews.com

Getty Images, SplashNews.com

The ladies in Jesse James’ life couldn’t be more different!

We were shocked when we first heard about Jesse James‘ alleged affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, and the shocks just keep on coming with each new detail we learn about her. She’s the total opposite of Sandra Bullock in every way, and we’ve put together a handy little side-by-side chart to help make that point a little clearer.

Sandra Bullock

“America’s Sweetheart”

Michelle McGee

“America’s Sinner”

45-year-old stepmom of three 32-year-old mother of two
No tattoos Covered in tattoos
Natural chest Major implants
Stars in major movies & is an Oscar-winning actress Stars in homemade porn & is a stripper
Nickname: “Sandy” Nickname: “Bombshell”
Very private person Tweets about every intimate detail about her life, including getting her “cheeks” tattooed
Thanked her mom in her Oscar speech & shares an office with her dad and sister Grew up Amish and her parents no longer speak to her
Appeared on the covers of major magazines, including Glamour, Vogue and Vanity Fair Appeared on the covers of lesser-read magazines, including Tattoo Review and International Tattoo Art
Battling for custody of her husband’s children against his porn star ex-wife Her ex-husband is trying to get custody of their children because she has been making porn and doing live nude broadcasts from her house
Wore Marchesa, Alexander McQueen and Bottega Veneta to recent awards shows Dressed up like a Nazi for an outrageous photo shoot
Dressed up in matching gorilla suits with Jesse on Halloween Used Jesse’s Halloween costume with Sandra to come up with a sex-nickname for him, “Vanilla Gorilla”

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  4. EXCLUSIVE! The Day After The Oscars, Jesse James’ Alleged Mistress Complained About A Lack Of Sex
  5. Sandra Bullock Heartbroken! Will She Still Fight For Jesse James To Win Custody Of His Little Girl?

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Jodie

Posted at 12:28 PM on July 26, 2010  

Michelle McGee is 32, way younger than Sandra Bullock and still can’t compete with her. She’s just not as pretty. In fact, she’s not pretty at all. Her face is hard looking. She looks like a man.

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jimmy

Posted at 11:52 PM on April 23, 2010  

Obviously Jesse wasnt getting what he wanted at home. It dosent take a rocket scientist to work out who would be better in bed. Sandra is boring. If i had the chance to sleep with either one id pic Michelle anytime, way more interesting. He shouldnt have married someone soooo boring in the first place. So to all you girls out there, get an act in the sack or someone like this will come and steal you man. DIRTY GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Will Pass

Posted at 1:15 AM on March 22, 2010  

William: You really see anything in common with these 2 women? If you can find acceptable comparisons there, might I suggest you consider a blow-up doll for a wife? Just consider the savings. And, after all, “it’s all pink inside” still applies there too!

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jmb

Posted at 9:19 PM on March 21, 2010  

Wow this Michelle McGee is terrible and I can’t believe she’s a mother of two. I feel so bad for her kids and hope her ex-husband gets custody of them. And she dressed up like a nazi? Wow, what a stupid bitch.

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William G Brand

Posted at 3:10 PM on March 21, 2010  

They have some things in common. Waist to hip ratio is about the same.. Sexy. Both have beautiful long hair. Both are pretty.. Take away the tattoo and the fake boobs and they look a lot alike. Does Jesse have a Whore Madonna complex?

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getbacktowork

Posted at 1:46 PM on March 22, 2010  

i don’t like to name call, but you are an idiot- mostly b/c you’re trying to act like you know it all with this hip/waist ratio thing. please. sandy has hips, “bombshell” is built like a boy with implants- that is, no hips at all- she’s jutting her hip out to try to make it look like it, whereas sandy is turned sideways and using her hands to minimize her hip curves. but, whatever, who cares about their build- my point is just, stop trying to act like a know it all when you’re just talking out of your… about the only thing similar in these two shots is that bombshell dies her hair to be almost the color of sandy’s. period. the end. and, clearly, their personalities are polar opposites.

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friendofBS

Posted at 12:09 PM on March 21, 2010  

Is Woody suggesting that men can not control there sexual desires. Or is he suggesting that men are in a constant state of heat, sniffing for a female.

How sad it must be to be a man, to be sexually frustrated from the time of puberty to death. Ruff, ruff.

Down boy, down boy, not on my leg, not here.

Ouh oooh O!
You are a horny boy.

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Woody Dewer

Posted at 7:47 AM on March 21, 2010  

Sandra is now getting “emotional support” from Hugh Grant. A guy who pays prostitutes to have sex with him.(look it up)
This is why some call it Hollyweird!

Meanwhile, Jesse has found his missing dog. Rock on dude.

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