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The ladies in Jesse James’ life couldn’t be more different!
We were shocked when we first heard about Jesse James‘ alleged affair with Michelle “Bombshell” McGee, and the shocks just keep on coming with each new detail we learn about her. She’s the total opposite of Sandra Bullock in every way, and we’ve put together a handy little side-by-side chart to help make that point a little clearer.
Sandra Bullock“America’s Sweetheart” |
Michelle McGee“America’s Sinner” |
| 45-year-old stepmom of three | 32-year-old mother of two |
| No tattoos | Covered in tattoos |
| Natural chest | Major implants |
| Stars in major movies & is an Oscar-winning actress | Stars in homemade porn & is a stripper |
| Nickname: “Sandy” | Nickname: “Bombshell” |
| Very private person | Tweets about every intimate detail about her life, including getting her “cheeks” tattooed |
| Thanked her mom in her Oscar speech & shares an office with her dad and sister | Grew up Amish and her parents no longer speak to her |
| Appeared on the covers of major magazines, including Glamour, Vogue and Vanity Fair | Appeared on the covers of lesser-read magazines, including Tattoo Review and International Tattoo Art |
| Battling for custody of her husband’s children against his porn star ex-wife | Her ex-husband is trying to get custody of their children because she has been making porn and doing live nude broadcasts from her house |
| Wore Marchesa, Alexander McQueen and Bottega Veneta to recent awards shows | Dressed up like a Nazi for an outrageous photo shoot |
| Dressed up in matching gorilla suits with Jesse on Halloween | Used Jesse’s Halloween costume with Sandra to come up with a sex-nickname for him, “Vanilla Gorilla” |
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Jodie
Posted at 12:28 PM on July 26, 2010
Michelle McGee is 32, way younger than Sandra Bullock and still can’t compete with her. She’s just not as pretty. In fact, she’s not pretty at all. Her face is hard looking. She looks like a man.