Jessica Simpson, I totally understand where you’re coming from! Jess appearred on The View this morning to talk about her new VH1 reality show, The Price of Beauty, and confessed, ” I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids.” In fact, she wants little ones so much, she announced, “if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!”
Ken, who’s famously Jessica’s BFF, hairstylist and a co-star in The Price of Beauty, was in the audience and shouted out: “I’m trying to convince her to go [for a baby] before I turn 40!” The View ladies were clearly impressed by Ken’s versatility! “He can fix your hair extensions and impregnate you,” Sherri Shepherd pointed out.
Honestly Jess, after the caddish behavior you endured at the hands of your exes John Mayer and Tony Romo, I say a family backup plan with a man that’s been far more true to you than any other isn’t such a bad idea!
Also loved your other plan. Jessica announced that she’s about to “put out my denim line and I’m going to make sexy mom jeans!” Glad you’ve learned to have a sense of humor about one of your self-confessed most dark moments ever! Jess, maybe you can even make sexy dad jeans for guys and send a pair to Barack Obama!