Hey Girlfriends! Jessica Simpson Announces 'I'm Going to Have Children with my Best Friend!'

Mon, March 15, 2010 12:34pm EDT by 13 Comments
Courtesy of ABC, Courtesy of VH1

Courtesy of ABC, Courtesy of VH1

Jessica Simpson, I totally understand where you’re coming from! Jess appearred on The View this morning to talk about her new VH1 reality show, The Price of Beauty, and confessed, ” I can’t wait to have kids. I want to have kids.” In fact, she wants little ones so much, she announced, “if I don’t have kids by the time I’m 40, my best friend Ken Paves and I are going to have children!”

Ken, who’s famously Jessica’s BFF, hairstylist and a co-star in The Price of Beauty, was in the audience and shouted out: “I’m trying to convince her to go [for a baby] before I turn 40!” The View ladies were clearly impressed by Ken’s versatility! “He can fix your hair extensions and impregnate you,” Sherri Shepherd pointed out.

Honestly Jess, after the caddish behavior  you endured at the hands of your exes John Mayer and Tony Romo, I say a family backup plan with a man that’s been far more true to you than any other isn’t such a bad idea!

Also loved your other plan. Jessica announced that she’s about to “put out my denim line and I’m going to make sexy mom jeans!” Glad you’ve learned to have a sense of humor about one of your self-confessed most dark moments ever! Jess, maybe you can even make sexy dad jeans for guys and send a pair to Barack Obama!

-Bonnie Fuller

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Diana

Posted at 11:49 PM on March 21, 2010  

James maybe your post would hold some validity if you were able to properly compose a sentence.

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julie

Posted at 7:13 PM on March 21, 2010  

So many stones being thrown. Think long and hard about the kind of house you live in, because one of the stones might have your name on it. If only everyone was as perfect as you think you are. In Miss Simpson eyes she is doing the best she can to be a good person. I commend her for that.

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James

Posted at 2:34 PM on March 19, 2010  

Childerns are to born out of love, Not out let go have a child today they need tender loving care They are not a toy and they do ask to be born.This is Blond Hair at work.

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Jesse

Posted at 1:46 PM on March 19, 2010  

Jessica said she would date a regular joe, such as a plumber. In reality, I don’t think she would date or become serious with anyone who doesn’t have fame and fortune. She loves attention way too much and she’s too spoiled to enjoy the simpler things in life. Let’s see – put your words into action Jessica.

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watdafuk

Posted at 11:50 AM on March 19, 2010  

Those poor kids.

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Leila

Posted at 3:54 PM on March 18, 2010  

Jessica is becoming more and more desperate for attention. (And don’t tell me she was upset about that whole napalm thing……she loved it!)

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jddunk

Posted at 3:24 AM on March 18, 2010  

another hollywood whore ! nothing more said

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Thomas

Posted at 7:54 PM on March 17, 2010  

A BABY!!! with her friend????? who? will be the Daddy?? her FATHER? isnt he her best friend? what a joke, she should go make PORN! thats all shes good for (well maybe) she surly cant sing!!!!!!! or act!!!!! dang! Go back to selling DUNKIN DONUTS!!!!!

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diane hanson

Posted at 1:30 PM on March 17, 2010  

jessica is a very stupid woman. She let her daddy run her life and since he is such a shining example of a minister.
big laugh ruin her marriage to her husband. She hasn’t done too well at anything else either. Now she is choosing her baby’s daddy fits in with her IQ well. Good luck to a fool.

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jeff palmer

Posted at 8:32 PM on March 17, 2010  

diane hanson is a nasty ol’bitch. I would slap your ass into next week for talking about my soon to be mother.

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DON WOLFPOET

Posted at 8:26 PM on March 15, 2010  

oh JESSICA – MY LOVELY JESSICA -always are you Beautiful to to me – in my DESIRES – your eyes smiling – that coy pout- – – your curvaceous body n- you sing pretty good too- ill donate my sperm or if not at least im your unnofficial stalker in my dreams of love for you – ANGEL JESSICA-

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mel

Posted at 1:37 PM on March 15, 2010  

i LOOOOVE jessica simpson. go her.
i want to see those mom jeans. LOL
and I think that its cool that she’s
thinking of kids with Ken.

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brad

Posted at 2:17 PM on March 15, 2010  

Great opportunity for more Hollywood children to be left without a full time mother and father.

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