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Have you ever fantasized about someone YOU work with?
Bret Michaels is a contender on The Celebrity Apprentice this season, but there’s only one thing he really, really wants: boss Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka!
“The toughest thing for me, I have to admit, out of the whole ‘Apprentice’ experience was sitting across from Ivanka Trump because she is smart, funny, witty, charming, and beautiful,” the former Poison frontman, 47, tells Fancast.com. “The hardest part was not to sweat profusely sitting in front of her. I kept thinking, ‘Could we just have one last episode of Rock of Love in the boardroom?’”
While we’re sure the twenty-eight year old heiress is more than flattered, but we’re not so sure how her new hubby, Jared Kushner, 29, feels about the rocker’s obsession with his wife. We can certainly guess how he might react, though!
Poor Bret’s just going to have to look from afar – and by ‘afar’ we mean from ‘across the table.’ In the meantime, keep a handkerchief on you, Bret. That should help to control the profuse sweating!
What have you done about your workplace crush? Have you acted on it? Let us know below!
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Posted at 5:50 AM on April 2, 2010
Old men dream about young women all the time. Unless they’ve got Michael Douglas millions, they can forget about it. As far as Bret Michaels, his plastic surgery is pulled too tight around his brain. His glory days are long gone and the only women he can pull are the desperate bimbo skanks on his pathetic reality show.