Hmm Donald Trump! Bret Michaels Has Dirty Thoughts About Your Daughter, Ivanka!

Mon, March 15, 2010 7:33pm EDT by 4 Comments
Courtesy of NBC

Courtesy of NBC

Have you ever fantasized about someone YOU work with?

Bret Michaels is a contender on The Celebrity Apprentice this season, but there’s only one thing he really, really wants: boss Donald Trump’s daughter, Ivanka!

“The toughest thing for me, I have to admit, out of the whole ‘Apprentice’ experience was sitting across from Ivanka Trump because she is smart, funny, witty, charming, and beautiful,” the former Poison frontman, 47, tells Fancast.com. “The hardest part was not to sweat profusely sitting in front of her. I kept thinking, ‘Could we just have one last episode of Rock of Love in the boardroom?’”

While we’re sure the twenty-eight year old heiress is more than flattered, but we’re not so sure how her new hubby, Jared Kushner, 29, feels about the rocker’s obsession with his wife. We can certainly guess how he might react, though!

Poor Bret’s just going to have to look from afar – and by ‘afar’ we mean from ‘across the table.’ In the meantime, keep a handkerchief on you, Bret. That should help to control the profuse sweating!

What have you done about your workplace crush? Have you acted on it? Let us know below!

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Lola

Posted at 5:50 AM on April 2, 2010  

Old men dream about young women all the time. Unless they’ve got Michael Douglas millions, they can forget about it. As far as Bret Michaels, his plastic surgery is pulled too tight around his brain. His glory days are long gone and the only women he can pull are the desperate bimbo skanks on his pathetic reality show.

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luster

Posted at 3:44 AM on March 30, 2010  

How can it be “too old” at 47 to wanna still sack young beautiful women. I hate it when were supposed act our age. WTF does that mean anyway. Your time of existence should not effect your enjoyment of pleasures on this planet. Never make assumptions. there are a percentage of young women who are attracted to older me.
In Bret case all he said was he was getting a little sweaty sitting across from her. I doubt he’s serious and wants to challenge Ivanka’s husband over it. Id drool all over Ivanka myself. and for you, if you wanna act old… feel free!!

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luster

Posted at 3:45 AM on March 30, 2010  

me. as in men.. I mean typo

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DRSmith

Posted at 10:46 PM on March 15, 2010  

Come on, Bret ! You were cool when I was a teen. Think you getting to old to hit on such young girls. I love ya but, wouldn’t want you hitting on my daughter. Time to realize that you may be rockin but some parents don’t want you to come knocking !

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