WHY SO GLUM, GUYS!? Do K-Stew and Taylor L. Realize They're At the Oscars? CAPTION IT FOR US!

Sun, March 7, 2010 9:39pm EDT by 69 Comments

030710_544_LautnerStewartSo, yes, we were stoked to see Kristen Stewart and Taylor Lautner sitting together at the Oscars just now, but could they have looked any less excited to be at the biggest night of the year in showbiz?

The big stars of Twilight, New Moon, and Eclipse are seated next to each other at the Academy Awards tonight, but frankly they look like they’d be anywhere else. This (above) is what they looked like after a tribute to teen-movie director John Hughes. What’s going through their heads?

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StacieM

Posted at 8:50 AM on March 13, 2010  

This is what I think they are thinking.

Taylor: Damn, I can’t believe that Jimmy Kimmel said that I wasn’t handsome enough for The Handsome Men’s Club. I’m a young stud so what was he thinking?

Kristen: Taylor, can’t you talk about anything else? I am so sick of hearing about it and if you mention being kept out of The Handsome Men’s Club one more time I am going to smack you upside the head. We are at the Oscars so put on a happy face and let’s enjoy them already.

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Sierra

Posted at 9:18 PM on March 12, 2010  

You can’t expect someone to be smiling ALL of the time… perhaps they were just caught off guard.

Even so, maybe someone in one of the nearby seats let a nasty one rip… it could very well be a possibility!

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Maddie

Posted at 7:29 PM on March 12, 2010  

Kristin never smiles…he’s her thing. She is they moody dark chick. Taylor usually has a smile…maybe he is scared of Kristin!

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alejandra

Posted at 5:28 PM on March 12, 2010  

they weren’t smiling during a tribute to a movie director who has died…
Have some respect…Every other time the camera zoomed on the two they were smiling.

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joely.

Posted at 4:15 PM on March 12, 2010  

I wonder if he/she’s as tired of black clothes and blood as I am? Sigh.

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Kelsey

Posted at 3:59 PM on March 12, 2010  

Kristen: “Why is this dance tribute even here? Let’s get on with the winners already!”

Taylor: “Tell me about it. Nobody needs this dance sequence to make the Oscars even longer than they already are.”

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GWYN PENNY

Posted at 3:45 PM on March 12, 2010  

Frankly my dear’s we don’t give a damn.

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cheryl

Posted at 12:45 PM on March 12, 2010  

geez people! get a life! No one smiles all the time. Who cares! Frankly I would rather see them be real then fake. also, they were nervous about presenting. prob had alot on their minds about that. Let it go.

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me

Posted at 5:56 AM on March 12, 2010  

Kristen: “…where’s Rob???…”
Taylor: “…i can’t win 4 losing”

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sparrow

Posted at 10:26 PM on March 10, 2010  

wow really people gotta sink this low to have the attetion so they weren’t smile bfd ? and for the smoker cough comment are you really that jealous or something ? so she smokes ? why do you care ? ITS HER LIFE LET HER LIVE IT HOW SHE WANTS I THINK THAT SHES BAMF AND I WOULD TOTALLY CHILL WITH HER ! people just wake up and realize that there human and so are you … better to have that face than be laughing . ..

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Brie

Posted at 8:28 PM on March 10, 2010  

OMG Why make a big deal that they weren’t smiling during a tribute to a movie director who has died.? There are more important things in the world to be worrying about people.!

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Lindsey

Posted at 11:00 AM on March 10, 2010  

Lets not smile and see how many fools comment on us tomorrow..gsshhh, please, not many of us run around with consant smile on our face…

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Drew W

Posted at 4:16 PM on March 10, 2010  

Right on Lindsey

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notatwilightfan

Posted at 11:46 PM on March 9, 2010  

they are probably thinking this award show sucks!!!! we are not getting the most attention as we do at the TEEN CHOICE AWARDS!!!!!!!

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TWILA

Posted at 10:05 PM on March 9, 2010  

KRISTEN’S INABILITY TO STAND IN FRONT OF AN AUDIENCE AND SPEAK FOR LESS THAN 10 SECONDS WITHOUT TURNING TO BLOW OUT A SMOKER’S- HACK -OF -A-COUGH WAS SO AWKWARD AND SHE SHOULD BE MORTIFIED! GET RID OF THE TOMBOY EDGE AND ACT LIKE THE BEAUTIFUL LADY THAT ARE BECOMING. EMBRACE IT….YOU ARE COMING OFF AS AN UNGREATFUL “IAM TOO GOOD FOR THIS CRAP” BRAT.

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Lginc

Posted at 10:49 AM on March 10, 2010  

I agree

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Mark

Posted at 3:10 PM on March 10, 2010  

WOW, how big of a bitch are you? I had the strongest feeling some idiot would actually attack her over a COUGH! Have you ever heard what a smoker’s cough sounds like? That was just a small cough, get the hell over it. And the tom boy thing, who cares! She’s not a tom boy just because she wears band shirts, jeans and sneakers! People (both genders) who lean towards rock music actually dress in band t-shirts or plaid shirts! GASP! does that make her a tom boy? no. She’s dressing the way she should, unlike that miley girl. That was a small clip of the awards, ever think that a TRIBUTE TO A DEAD PERSON IS DEPRESSING?! I wouldn’t be smiling either! Jesus, all you people who hate kristen just because she doesn’t dress like a skank need some freaking help.

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about

Posted at 8:55 PM on March 10, 2010  

Agree with you Mark. She is a fresh breeze in HW. That f…g request for smiles is a horror. What happened with a normal human facial expression? You smile to sombody but not all the time. Europeans do NOT smile all the time. It is considered …fullish.I hate the fact that the HW swallowed her and forced into a gown and $250000 bracelet. That what it takes to get a compliment for looks. I like her the way she is. Nobody is a saint. Look for the role models toyour parents and stop bitter comments. She is my cutie and I am not 11. Bye, Tom

 
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Tibi

Posted at 9:02 PM on March 10, 2010  

Capital letters, huh? You are a control freak. No boyfriend? Did not think so. Be more positive.Feeling are everywhere.The cupid might get you.

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tntgirl

Posted at 8:45 PM on March 9, 2010  

This bites, we didn’t get a nomination (Kristen speaks), yeah, says Taylor in return, “this bloody sucks”!

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Corynne

Posted at 5:32 PM on March 9, 2010  

Thanks for ALL your hilarious comments and captions!! Check out our Caption Contest winners here!!

http://www.hollywoodlife.com/2010/03/09/key-comments-do-k-stew-and-taylor-l-realize-they%E2%80%99re-at-the-oscars-here-are-your-best-captions/

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v

Posted at 12:46 PM on March 9, 2010  

who?

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M

Posted at 10:01 AM on March 9, 2010  

Being at the Oscars: Two notches up from having to sit through your little sisters dance recital.

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about

Posted at 8:56 PM on March 10, 2010  

Funny!

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gee

Posted at 9:41 PM on March 8, 2010  

Their confused about what a ‘breakfast club’ is considering no one eats in LA. Oh shame on me for stereo typing…it’s all for a joke:)

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Jb

Posted at 7:19 PM on March 8, 2010  

I would have the same face. The show is too long and boring.

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blah

Posted at 5:30 PM on March 8, 2010  

they were probably wishing they had been born a decade before, maybe if they had been in one of john hughes movies their careers wouldn’t be all about showing abs or playing the ‘oh so tortured soul’ who can’t be with her 400 (or how ever old is the vampire) year old boyfriend.

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me

Posted at 4:07 PM on March 8, 2010  

Who Cares about The Breakfast Club, is that what the old people do at Denny’s in the morning..and Who is John Hughes anyway.. This night should be all about us and Vampires.. that what the teens like.. and damn, I need to smoke some we**… (that was only Kristen)

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Corynne

Posted at 3:55 PM on March 8, 2010  

for those who watched it, the tribute actually ended on a really heart-warming note. I was smiling ear to ear at the end of it. but these two don’t even look sad or sentimental … they just look bored.

yet, all of that is BESIDE THE POINT because it’s just a harmless caption contest!

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Michelle

Posted at 3:37 PM on March 8, 2010  

Kristen is saying, I miss Rob and my converse. Totally love her I don’t give a crap attitude!

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Guest

Posted at 3:35 PM on March 8, 2010  

Kristen always has a sourpuss facade. I don’t know what her problem is!? My guess is she has to be at the oscars without ROBERT PATTINSON. He’s a dream and a charmer but he was there last year. And now she has to be at the oscars with Taylor ( short/fat nose) Lautner. And he’s depressed cuz he is short with a fat nose and a wolfpup wearing a monkey suit.

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Towanda

Posted at 3:45 PM on March 8, 2010  

That is totally mean there is nothing wrong with his nose…

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Crystal

Posted at 9:17 PM on March 8, 2010  

Taylor may not be the best looking guy in the world but there is nothing wrong with his nose or height.

If his looks are something to be depressed about, Robert Pattinson and Kristen must be really depressed about their’s since they are no more better looking then him.

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jessica

Posted at 2:37 PM on March 12, 2010  

I disagree. I think he’s totally the best looking guy in the world :)

 
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Mark

Posted at 3:19 PM on March 10, 2010  

If Kristen was so obsessed with Robert like you act like she is, she’d be proclaiming to the world she’s dating him. As for Taylor’s height, I’m sure he doesn’t mind considering how popular he is. Not all guys are over 6 foot and he does still have time to grow, guys don’t fully complete puberty till 18 or their early 20s. Even if he’s not tall, so what? I really don’t understand why girls have to be so judgmental, show everyone here a picture of you and let us decide if you’re ugly or not!

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about

Posted at 8:58 PM on March 10, 2010  

Listen, you look (or sound) more depressed nad longing for Ror than her! Got you!

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