Oy Jen! You're Taking Schlubadub Mom Too Far!

Thu, March 4, 2010 6:44pm EST by 3 Comments
Fame Pictures, Getty Images

Fame Pictures, Getty Images

Jen, we totally admire that you’re a hands-on mom, but you’re also a Hollywood star — you have to find time to comb your hair!

Listen Jennifer Garner, millions of moms of young children who don’t have a net worth of over $90 million, get themselves out of the house, looking more pulled together than you. You and hubby Ben Affleck have amassed a fortune — your new HUGE hit film Valentine’s Day has raked in $101 million so far; you can definitely afford a housekeeper and a nanny to give you some help.

That  doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t take little Violet ,4, and Seraphina, 1, to the park and pre-school yourself. It’s fantastic that you do! But girlfriend, you are going to run yourself ragged without help. You’re bone thin and your roots are miles long. Jen — give yourself a break and even a pedicure — we’re worried about you!

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Posted at 5:35 PM on April 8, 2010  

I’m with Jean on this one! Leave Jen alone! She’s a great mom and she always looks great…so back up and stop writing this garbage! Its writers like you that cause normal moms all over the place to feel bad about looking real. Honestly, first and foremost Jennifer Garner is a MOM! Being a superstar comes in second so more power to her.

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Posted at 9:07 PM on March 4, 2010  

No Jen’s got it write, she’ doesn’t fall into dressing up to pick up her kids….don’t start that crap writing. She’s a wonderful mother, and she has good balance in her life, take your stupid article back writer….u wrong, she right.

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Posted at 7:12 PM on March 4, 2010  

Oh please, Valentine’s day is a marginal hit… nothing huge about it. That said, Forbes magazine estimated Affleck’s net worth at 100 million and Jennifer is said to have 20 million of her own. So, yes, she can do better.

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