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We already know that you’ve admitted you are “a little bit angry” about John Mayer telling the world what you’re like in bed.

Jessica Simpson, you have every right to be a whole lot angry at your ex John Mayer for kissing and telling. So, feel free to use your air time with Oprah to stand up to a man who’s really done you wrong. He called you “sexual napalm.” Well, let’s hope he ain’t seen what napalm really is til he sees you on Oprah’s couch!

Bomb away Jessica! Us Hollywood Lifers and your sisters everywhere will be standing up cheering, right behind you. We’d all like to give John Mayer a big ka-pow right in the kisser, so he doesn’t dare motormouth about any other woman who somehow falls for his wily ways again!

—Bonnie Fuller