Is John Mayer About To Become Ke$ha's 23rd Birthday Present?

Mon, March 1, 2010 11:08am EDT by 4 Comments

Don’t do it, Ke$ha! John’s tags are still on – you can return him!

It would appear that John Mayer’s short-lived dalliance with country cutie Taylor Swift is over and done with (for now) if his recent tweets with Ke$ha are any indication. The potty-mouthed ‘Tik Tok’ singer is celebrating her birthday today, March 1, and we’re pretty sure we know what she wants for a gift….

The 32-year-old crooner (who we have fondly dubbed Mayer the Player after whipping through women like Jessica Simpson and Jennifer Aniston practically at the speed of light) wrote on his Twitter page Feb. 27, “Dear Ke$ha, you have won me over with your tricks and charms and I must tell you I really like your song.”

The birthday gal took it one step further the following day, Feb. 28, by actually posting on John’s page, “@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don’t be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick’s at. x.”

WHOA.

Aggressive, Ke$ha! We know you like the bad boys, so maybe you and John are a match made in heaven. But we urge you to think about how much you really want this particular present (especially after his dirty kiss ‘n tell in Playboy magazine). You still have time to take him back!

Get More on John Mayer:

  1. John Mayer to Jennifer Aniston & Jessica Simpson: ‘I Apologize! I’m an A-Hole!’
  2. Is John Mayer Becoming A Nice Guy, Or Does He Just Want To Fix His Image?

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Ima Person

Posted at 12:31 AM on March 17, 2010  

Its stupid that you even think that John Mayer(32) dated Taylor Swift who is only 20!!! Just because they did a song together doesnt mean theyre going out!

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Dao

Posted at 10:36 AM on March 2, 2010  

&&& lolo is a Herb ; get at me lmaoo x33333333333333

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Dao

Posted at 10:35 AM on March 2, 2010  

wtf is this my niqqa how do u sound right now with this LOL this website Sucks and the person that made it is a Doucheee

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lolo

Posted at 11:28 AM on March 1, 2010  

BONNIE you wiLl LIE about anything to keep your website up.People want the truth not LIES. Stop LIEING it’s really getting old. WE ALL KNOW JOHN IS ON TOUR!! lolo STOP MAKING AN IDIOT OF YOURSELF.

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