Victoria Beckham: You & Your Models Are Too Pin Thin!

Fri, February 19, 2010 5:51pm EST by 3 Comments


Victoria — you need to eat a sandwich, and FAST!

Victoria Beckham, you’ve always been skinny, but now you’re positively a toothpick. Look at you — you’re so thin it looks like we could fold you up and put you in your Hermes purse! Your bones are jutting out of your chest Rachel Zoe-style, and your head looks like a lollipop that’s too big for your body. Posh — we’re worried about you!

The thing is, you must think this spindly-legged look is attractive. Why else would you have featured all models that were as skinny as you in your Feb. 14th fashion show for your new fall collection. Well, Victoria let me tell you — full-figured Jennifer Hudson looked way better in one of your designs at this year’s Grammy Awards than that model. So for the sake of you hunky husband, Dave Beckham, and your three adorable boys: EAT Something!!

—Bonnie Fuller

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Posted at 1:00 PM on February 20, 2010  

Does the ugly bitch even have teeth? Has anyone ever seen her smile? (Victoria Beckham)

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Posted at 6:14 PM on February 19, 2010  

As a skinny person, I’d like to point out that its just as rude to comment on a thin persons weight as it is to call someone fat. The fact is not all skinny people STARVE themselves.

Food is good. Metabolisms differ. Get over it

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From Oz

Posted at 1:54 AM on February 20, 2010  

Just more proof to me that Botox kills brain cells.VB is just another example of that

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