Check Out These X-Rated Tweets! Khloe K. Gets Drunk & Poses As Her Brother Rob On Twitter!

Fri, February 12, 2010 1:32pm EST by 1 Comment


How far would YOU go to embarrass your younger sibling?

Either Robert Kardashian is super desperate for a Valentine’s Day kiss — and so much more! — or his claims that big sister Khloe Kardashian stole away his phone to tweet some pretty racy comments are true. If Khloe was that wasted, then Rob, you’ve gotta keep better tabs on your belongings before she strikes again!

The shenanigans began Feb. 12 just after midnight with a single tweet from Khloe, 25, as Rob, 22, raising eyebrows, “I love dicks.” Followed by, “Yum yum yum.”

We probably should have caught on by that point…but we didn’t — yet.

After tweeting he was anxious to get some action from any willing young California hotties, Rob turned his attention to Khloe’s hubby, Lakers star 30-year-old Lamar Odom. “I love my brother-in-law. He is so big and sexy,” he wrote, adding, “I wouldn’t mind a three some with him and Khloe.”

Ew! That is wrong on so many levels.

Soon after, fake Rob signed off after blaming the wildly inappropriate rant on the a-l-c-o-h-o-l, “Okay good night world! I am too drunk.”

The real Rob stepped in to clear things up later that night and sounded far more sober than his big sister, tweeting, “C’mon now people…If you knew my tweets it is always an r&b track or me praying…That was my Sis @KhloeKardashian! She was havin a moment!”

That was more than a moment — that was a full blown scene. Someone is lookin’ for attention.

Hey Lamar, we know you were at an away game, but next time you travel, please take Khloe with you — girlfriend gets C-R-A-Z-Y.

Have YOU ever tweeted when you’d been drinking?