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Ok, Jennifer Aniston — this trick of yours has worked before. In 2006, you dated Vince Vaughn right before The Break-Up came out, and in 2008 you dated John Mayer right before promoting Marley & Me. And now, you’re doing it again with Gerard Butler, to help promote The Bounty.

Your secret to a box office hit is to get yourself a man! And you know what, Jen? It works! Your last two films grossed higher than any other flicks since your split from Brad Pitt!