Brad Pitt Finally Tames His Billy Goat Beard!

Mon, February 1, 2010 4:01pm EST by 1 Comment


Thank you, Brad for chopping off your beard dreadlocks!

Brad Pitt showed off some major improvement on his ghastly beard on Jan. 30 at the Directors Guild Awards in LA. Just eight days earlier at the Haitian Relief telethon Brad was sporting not one, but three long, scraggly beard dreadlocks. His trimmed down goatee is leaps and bounds better than his old scruff. However, we can’t wait until the day we can say Brad is beard free and back to his sexy ways! We wouldn’t be surprised if all of the Angelina Jolie breakup rumors were started over a fight over his heinous facial hair! - Marta Topran

To Read More About Brad:

  1. Jen– You Can’t Fool Us– You Made Sure To Look Fabulous for Brad at Hope for Haiti Now!
  2. BONNIE SAYS! Brad & Angelina NOT Splitsville And We Know Why!
  3. Brad Pitt & Maddox, It Looks Like You Had Fun At The Saints/Cardinals Game!

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Baphomets Answer

Posted at 10:38 PM on February 1, 2010  

I liked his goatee better with the braids.

There are so many stupid fashion statements out there that it’s refreshing to see plain ol’ statements like, “Who cares!”

My ex was a dork who tried to push his fashion sense on me. He did it in a way that was insulting so, one day I sent him off to work in the most hideous outfit that I could match up and told him it was the best thing he’s ever worn. I was laughing the entire day wondering how he was being received at work. After he insulted my body parts I realized that he was just plain ugly.

Brad should hang little silver skull & bones jewelry from his goatee. He’ll start a new trend with goatee jewelry. Everyman on earth will copy him.

I love starting new trends. I’ve just started one. If Brad doesn’t run with it someone else will by tomorrow. Watch and see.

You heard it first from me. I lead. I don’t follow.

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