If John Mayer Had A Fragrance It Would Smell Like ‘Sausage & Sleep’ He Says! Gross!

Fri, January 29, 2010 3:40pm EST by 2 Comments


Thank God John Mayer’s not jumping on the celebrity fragrance train anytime soon!

It seems like every day we hear about a new celeb launching a perfume. Well, don’t hold your breath for Eau de John Mayer. “I’m not diversifying in terms of selling anything. I’m not selling ‘John Mayer: the cologne’. If I did it would just smell like sausage and sleep,” John tells Contact Music. Wow, John, you really manage to make yourself SO appealing with your TMI. John manages to poke fun at those celebs out there who do shill fragrances. “Who out there really goes, ‘You know what, I just f**king love perfumes. I always have since I was a kid. If I weren’t a pop singer, I’d be a perfumier…’ (sic)? At some point I may turn into an a**hole, but right now I just peddle a CD for 15 dollars every two years,” he jokes. The man does have a point but we’re dying to know if he really smells like sausages. Any ladies out there have some firsthand knowledge of this? - Marta Topran

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Posted at 1:03 PM on January 30, 2010  

Totally does not need to put out a fragrance – he should consider douche bags though.

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Posted at 3:46 PM on January 29, 2010  

Why the hell did Jessica Simpson and John Mayer ever break up? His favorite fragrance is sausage and sleep, and hers is farts! It’s a match made in grody heaven.

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