HollyGas! Jessica Simpson, Did You Really Let One Rip During A Business Meeting?

Thu, January 28, 2010 3:43pm EDT by 5 Comments


We feel your pain — and we’re here to help you!

Jessica Simpson, we heard about the “unfortunate accident” you had during a business meeting the other day. OK, let’s not sugarcoat it — you totally farted. But you know what? It’s OK! The occasional flatulent faux pas happens to the best of us. The important thing is to know how to conduct oneself in such situations. That’s where HollywoodLife.com comes in. We’ve put together a collection of must-haves for you and anyone else prone to uncontrollable gas attacks:

  1. A book of matches to immediately diffuse the odor.
  2. A full can of air freshener to fill the room with a pleasant aroma.
  3. A giant foam finger, with which you can blame the fart on someone else in the room.