Bonnie Says: Taylor Swift Do You Really Want To Be Just Another 'Beautiful Vagina' For John Mayer?

Thu, January 28, 2010 12:48pm EST by 5 Comments

Taylor Swift, where’s your usually ever-present mother, Andrea, just when you need her?

Taylor Swift, you’re 20 and you’ve been spending far too much time with self-confessed, sex-obsessed older man, John Mayer, 31 and we’re worried you’re actually dating him!

Watch out — he’s a user. He thinks women are objects — he’s looking for a ‘Joshua tree of vaginas’ and he says he can’t be bothered explaining himself to any more new women. Oh gag! Gag! Gag! Gag! Your mom must not leave you alone with this letch!

For your own good — listen to us at and date a man, who’s worthy of you! BFFs — do you agree?