Taylor Swift, where’s your usually ever-present mother, Andrea, just when you need her?
Taylor Swift, you’re 20 and you’ve been spending far too much time with self-confessed, sex-obsessed older man, John Mayer, 31 and we’re worried you’re actually dating him!
Watch out — he’s a user. He thinks women are objects — he’s looking for a ‘Joshua tree of vaginas’ and he says he can’t be bothered explaining himself to any more new women. Oh gag! Gag! Gag! Gag! Your mom must not leave you alone with this letch!
For your own good — listen to us at HollywoodLife.com and date a man, who’s worthy of you! BFFs — do you agree?