Bonnie Says: Taylor Swift Do You Really Want To Be Just Another 'Beautiful Vagina' For John Mayer?

Thu, January 28, 2010 12:48pm EST by 5 Comments

Taylor Swift, where’s your usually ever-present mother, Andrea, just when you need her?

Taylor Swift, you’re 20 and you’ve been spending far too much time with self-confessed, sex-obsessed older man, John Mayer, 31 and we’re worried you’re actually dating him!

Watch out — he’s a user. He thinks women are objects — he’s looking for a ‘Joshua tree of vaginas’ and he says he can’t be bothered explaining himself to any more new women. Oh gag! Gag! Gag! Gag! Your mom must not leave you alone with this letch!

For your own good — listen to us at and date a man, who’s worthy of you! BFFs — do you agree?

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Posted at 12:57 AM on February 4, 2010  

Awwee Taylor you are too sweet for this douche.
I know you will end up doing what you want to do but
JM has hurt a lot of pretty young girls just like you.
I would hate to think you end up being just one more.

Hugs ..i care ,that’s all.

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Posted at 9:03 PM on February 3, 2010  

She is very smart and she knows what kind of guy he is. I don’t think we have to worry about her sleeping with him.

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Posted at 5:51 PM on January 29, 2010  

are you kidding if this ass showed up at my doorstep to pick up my daughter i’d kick him to the curb. If this poor girl don’t see what kind of guy Mayer is she needs a friend to tell her. But again maybe she wants to start a list and they might be perfect for each other at least for a couple of weeks.

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Posted at 5:36 PM on January 28, 2010  

Only Taylor would know, how many men she’s slept with, and only John knows how many women he’s had.
Since when did age mean more sexually experienced?
If you believe that, then you must believe that a woman older than John, has an old, used up, vagina.
Billy Graham is over 80 years old, and I bet his penis has
less experience than the vagina of the person who wrote this article. Think of what you are saying before you write about people, unless you can take it yourself.
Let’s keep it fun and clean.

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Posted at 1:19 PM on January 28, 2010  

i actually think john would be good to a younger more fragile soul… and, b/c of this, she would be good for him. if they were getting it on, which i think they probably are not, yet, i doubt he’d treat her like just another bv. i still don’t get why you’re so hung up on john mayer. he’s a single young guy who is interested in exploring his sexuality. he doesn’t lie to anybody about it, so what’s the problem?

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