Um, it’s a very sweet thought, Ke$ha, but you can’t smooch a woman old enough to be your mother!
Ke$ha – born Kesha Rose Sebert – wants to kiss and make up after pushing Susan Boyle’s album out of the number one spot on the Billboard charts…literally.
“I feel like a jerk,” the 22-year-old Tik Tok singer confided on Sirius XM’s The Morning Mash Up Jan. 22 of her album, Animal, taking down Susan’s I Dreamed a Dream. “She’s sweet,” Ke$ha added. “I’d kiss her. Hasn’t she never kissed anybody before?”
When informed that SuBo, 48, may be channeling Drew Barrymore’s character in Never Been Kissed (aka still needs to be de-virginized), the young singer responded, “I was going to take one for the team.”
Oddly enough, we’re not shocked that there are humans out there that Ke$ha would rather get frisky with than British cat-woman Susan. Her shortlist on the crush front is just as weird, though.
“I want to make out with the fat guy from The Hangover…he’s amazing.”
Um, don’t you mean Zach Galifianakis?
Yep, she does. “I like big, fat guys with beards that wear trick glasses. I like the hidden gems, the diamonds in the rough…I like really awkward, fat, bearded people.”
And on that note — we’re going to end this post because – Tik Tok – we just heard Ke$sha’s crazy clock.