HollyBody-Dysmorphia! Victoria Beckham Says She’s the Same Size as Jennifer Lopez

Wed, January 27, 2010 6:37pm EST by 3 Comments

Just who are you kidding, Vicky Beckham? Your tukkis is like a pancake – and J. Lo’s is like a grapefruit!

I mean….really, Victoria? Comparing your stick-thin body to Jennifer Lopez’s curves would be like comparing apples to oranges – if only there was anything rotund at ALL about you. But there’s not, so please stop trying to put one over on us.

While discussing your new fashion line with 10 magazine, you said, “My dresses are for women of all different shapes and sizes. Actually, the one I tried on yesterday was the one Jennifer wore. Who’d have thought I’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez!”

Um, not me. Because Vicky, no matter how much you envy Jennifer’s ghetto booty, you ain’t never going to get it.

You should be happy with who you are. If you really think – in a crazytown kind of way – that you look like J. Lo, please never, ever look at photos of the two of you side by side. Yeah, like the one above. It will just be bad for your morale.

I will say this — you might envy Jennifer’s booty – but she probably envies you your husband, the oft-shirtless soccer stud David Beckham. Can you imagine sleeping next to Marc Anthony every night?

Yup, neither can I. And on that note…


Email me! | Follow Hollywoodlife.com on Twitter | Become a Facebook fan

Leave a Reply

To comment, please fill in the fields below, enter your comment and select the Comment button.

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

View Comment


Posted at 3:28 PM on January 28, 2010  

WTF. Where did this come from? She said, “who’d have thought i’d be the same size as Jennifer Lopez {in that dress]”… she’s saying she DOESN’T have j.lo’s body! so why are all of you (okay, both of you) hating on vicky? i’ve never understood why everyone feels so free to trash people who don’t have natural curves, and don’t have the body frame or skin to wear a little extra weight without looking awful? (e.g., she “has the body of a boy”. newsflash, “real” women are also tiny sometimes… and some “real” women can’t hold j.lo’s weight without looking like fat pigs. it doesn’t make them less “real”. please.) Laura, I know it’s en vogue to be mean, but this attitude toward vicky was just dumb and out of nowhere. they could wear the same size dress depending on the cut for crying out loud! j.lo. has a very small waist. vicky wasn’t saying anything other than that, and trying to promote a product line to the widest audience possible. how on earth are you spinning this into a finger wagging tell-off. seriously. foolish. ugh. how do you people get picked to do this sh!t, anyway.

Share this comment at Share with Twitter


Posted at 7:32 AM on January 28, 2010  

Victoria has the body of a boy, JLo has the body of
a real woman.

Share this comment at Share with Twitter


Posted at 6:55 PM on January 27, 2010  

Sure it’s not more of a case of JL squeezing her ass in a size meant for VB?

Share this comment at Share with Twitter