Who WOULDN’T want a super cheesy V-day card from MTV’s self-proclaimed ‘King of Reality?’
Pauly D doesn’t need to say it with chocolate or roses — he usually says it with fist pumps and a ‘I’ll call you sometime’ (the morning after, that is). But this Valentine’s Day Paul DelVecchio, better known as Jersey Shore’s hook-up friendly playboy Pauly D — has a special proposition for YOU: a virtual Valentine’s Day card. Consider it the gift that keeps on giving. Or don’t.
“Wassup? It’s Pauly D. (pronounced Polee Dee) from Jersey Shore (Jewsey Shaw),” the 27-year-old playa announces. “Some dude wants to wish you a happy Valentine’s Day, but if you’re hot, I wanna show you my pierced sack.”
No, you didn’t hallucinate. He actually offers you his pierced you-know-what — but only if you’ve got a smokin’ bod and use as much hair gel as he does.
Don’t everyone jump on him at once. There’s plenty of Pauly D for everyone. Happy Valentine’s Day, ladies. We hope you feel the love. But gaging on his pierced downstairs, we’re guessing that love might hurt.
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