R-Patz, are you trying to throw your fans off the trail? You’re virtually unrecognizable with your overabundance of facial hair!
Plaid shirt, check. Bushy beard, check. Highly suspicious body odor, also check. Well color us crazy that we didn’t see this coming – Robert Pattinson is totally morphing into Paul Bunyan.
The Twilight star, 23, either wants to become a woodsman or is trying to remain anonymous from his fans while home in London. But unfortunately for the onscreen teen vamp, we now have photographic evidence of his new look as of today, Jan. 22.
And after appearing on George Clooney’s international Haiti telethon tonight, you’re going to have to work a little bit harder at disguising yourself than by growing some facial follicles, Rob. Maybe shave your head? Take a shower? Dress in drag?
Whatever you do, please don’t undergo any scary Heidi Montag-esque plastic surgery. We kind of love (OK, obsess, whatevs) over your current visage.
We just have one question: we do wonder what your girlfriend, Kristen Stewart, thinks of the new scruff. Either she digs the free exfoliation – or she’s going to be wearing some serious makeup to disguise the beard burn on her face!