Elin! Are You Visting Tiger In Sex Rehab? Your Cubs Are Out With Their Nannies!

Fri, January 22, 2010 4:56pm EST by 1 Comment

Do you think elin would leave her babies for any other reason? Elin, we havn’t spotted you since Jan. 15th

Which is a shocker since you were out and about daily since returning from your christmas vacation in Chamonix. It leads us to wonder if you are visiting wayward husband Tiger at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health And Addiction Clinic in Hattiesburg, Miss. It would make sense that you are there for the programs’ “family week”. Apparently spouses are required to spend seven days with their sex-addicted mates, and they must go through a painful “disclosure day”, during which Tiger will have to tell you all the details of his every incidence of cheating. Poor you!

Thats’s the only explanation for why adorable little sam alexis and charlie have been accompanied only by their nannies, and your sister Josefine, for days. We bet your little cublets are missing their mommy!

-Bonnie Fuller

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Posted at 10:48 PM on January 25, 2010  

Instead of the media worrying about poor bony assed Elin, as if Tiger does not miss his children either. Does anyone one know if he just grew tired of her and started dating this Rachel woman, because he knew that his marriage would be heading toward divorce. That is the way I see it. Tiger let her know the truth, because of the National Enquirer. Then she was not satisfied, she had to find out more on her own. And Elin did not want to be divorced from someone who would keep her in the limelight. If the media really did their jobs, they would have noticed at a few events that Tiger and Elin went to (basketball games) that neither of them had their rings on. And who wears shades to basketball games other than Jack Nicholson, unless you were trying to hide behind red eyes from crying about a divorce she knew was coming. And Tiger did not look happy at the games with her. Neither of them were sitting close. His arms folded and she looking elsewhere. So she went through his phone, played like she was Tiger, and found out that the relationship was sexual. So to bring him down, but not exposing herself, she had her sister, find these women, and paid them some money to all say that they had an affiar with Tiger. And has anyone noticed that the news on these women have died down, they had their 15 minutes of fame. But Elin is not happy with that, so to keep the story going, she has another woman overseas come forth to say that she had an affair with Tiger. I just think that Elin got jealous, and when Tiger finally admitted the truth about the affair, he probably told her that he was no longer happy with her and would be divorcing her. So her Mr. Money Bags would not be around. The other thing that has bothered me about this whole story, is how come Elin waited to out Tiger when it was announced days before Thanksgiving that he would be the first Billionaire Athelete. I guess she saw money too instead of love. Plus she said that she knew of Tiger’s affair. If you knew then, you talk it out, you leave if that’s what you want. But I knew it would come out soon that all Elin was, and still is a liar and a gold digger. Media wake up. I told you that she was not innocent, and that the truth would come out.

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