Elin! Are You Visting Tiger In Sex Rehab? Your Cubs Are Out With Their Nannies!

Fri, January 22, 2010 4:56pm EST by 1 Comment

Do you think elin would leave her babies for any other reason? Elin, we havn’t spotted you since Jan. 15th

Which is a shocker since you were out and about daily since returning from your christmas vacation in Chamonix. It leads us to wonder if you are visiting wayward husband Tiger at the Pine Grove Behavioral Health And Addiction Clinic in Hattiesburg, Miss. It would make sense that you are there for the programs’ “family week”. Apparently spouses are required to spend seven days with their sex-addicted mates, and they must go through a painful “disclosure day”, during which Tiger will have to tell you all the details of his every incidence of cheating. Poor you!

Thats’s the only explanation for why adorable little sam alexis and charlie have been accompanied only by their nannies, and your sister Josefine, for days. We bet your little cublets are missing their mommy!

-Bonnie Fuller