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Want To Restore Your Image, Tiger? Go To Haiti!

Fri, January 15, 2010 6:00pm EDT by 3 Comments
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You’ve got a lot of work to do, Tiger Woods. Before you can rebuild your image, an expert says you’re going to have to rebuild a country.

Good luck, Mr. Woods. You’ve managed to successfully stay in hiding since your 15-mistress scandal broke over Thanksgiving weekend. But now it’s time to get out from under your rock and save face—and the best way to do that is to help a country in need.

I used to love you, Tiger. Next to Phil Mickelson, you were my go-to all-around great guy. But not anymore. I was going to wash my hands of you. But—as sick as it sounds—I think I’d start to forgive you if I saw you helping to rebuild Haiti.

Even though you’re meant to have donated $3-million to the cause already, LA-based image expert Michael Sands agrees with me—there’s nothing like getting down and dirty in the trenches to recreate your image.

“If I were Tiger’s PR person, I would call the Pentagon and get him on the next aircraft going to Haiti with supplies,” Sands advises. “I would have him work alongside the military and help the families … mostly the children.”

But would people just cry wolf on the golf pro and claim he was just doing a publicity stunt?

“People are going to get caught up in his personal issues and that’s foolish,” Sands explains. “They need celebrity bodies down there to attract attention in order to help these people.”

Come on, Tiger. Here’s your shot. Head to Haiti and clean up your act. Maybe—just maybe—the world will start to love you again.


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