Can you believe Madonna at 51 is sharing her bed with this hunk-a-dunk?

Jesus Luz, we cannot avert our eyes from these SMOKING pics of you in the new Interview magazine!

We were super interested in hearing about the modeling, DJing, music producion, Kabbalah…but then, uh, something else caught our attention…

We are also DYING to hear more about your mysterious relationship with 28-years-your-senior Madonna, but after seeing you all up close and personal, we totally forgive you for outlawing questions about her. Your abs made everything better. Jesus, you can do no wrong.

Here is Jesus, in his own words:

On modeling:

Somebody invited me to go to an agency in Rio. My first job came at Fashion Rio in 2007. It was good exposure, and it was my first contact with so many people. After that, I did a lot of little things. I did some work with a promoter. I worked as a salesman in a surf store. My first big international job was with Steven Klein for W magazine. That was very, very important for me here and in Brazil. Steven is an amazing photographer.

On music:

“I like to be a channel of music, to give people music to dance to, to see the reactions of people when I use effects. It’s more intense when I make the music. I just produced my first song with my team in Brazil. I have a studio there.”

On his name:

My father [gave me] my name because he always admired Jesus Christ as the most philosophical mind of all time. So, when he named me, in his heart and his head, he made a deal, like, I’m going to name you Jesus so everything good in life is going to come to you because they’re going to make the homage to Jesus. It’s a very special name. My name is “Luz,” too, which means “light.” So I feel like if I have this name that’s so special, I should attract good energy.