While we appreciate that you’ve cleared up the rumor that you’re having Russell Brand’s baby, Katy, did you really have to be so graphic?
Nope, there won’t be a mini-Katy Perry, 25, or Russell Brand, 34, running around anytime soon. The newly engaged pop star took to her Twitter page to tell the world that, not only is she NOT up the duff, but that she actually has her period. Ewwwww. Scarred. For. Life.
“Ur gonna make me cry, maybe that’s my period tho. THAT’S RIGHT I’m BLEEDING. Face. Better luck next month peepz,” she tweeted Jan. 13 to one of her Twitter followers, @thedoctoluke.
All we needed was a simple denial, Katy. Really, a ‘no’ would have sufficed. But we guess — in your typical dramatic fashion — that you really needed to make a bold statement after you kept dropping hints like crazy that you were with child — i.e. “2010 is “BUMPIN!” and telling Russ “i heard ur preg-ed,” and adding “I WANT IN AND OUT” burgers.
What’s the rush, Katy?! We know you’re ready to get married to Russell, but should you really be trying to get pregnant with someone you’ve only known for four months?
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