This Week's OMG & TMI on 'Kardashians!' OMG: Kim's Makeup Meltdown & TMI: Bruce Jenner Outs Rob's Porn Habit!

Mon, January 11, 2010 1:43pm EDT by Add first Comment

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Get ready HL’ers for the weekly rundown on “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” from Katrina and Chloe!

Each week the Kardashian clan has us doing one of two things: keeling over laughing at Khloe’s ridiculous comments, or wide eyed and shocked with Kim’s outrageous behavior. It’s either a TMI moment or a total OMG can’t believe she just said that instance. The incredibly loyal viewers of the dash crew now have a voice, and that’s through TMI time with Chloe and OMG with Katrina.
So here we are to break down the obsession that is Keeping Up With The Kardashians Season 4. Last nights Jan. 10 episode is definitely one for talking about:


TMI: Despite Kourtney already giving birth to her little baby boy Mason in ‘real life’, last night’s episode showed a very pregnant Kourtney. She looked like a walking pregnant time bomb who was about to pop at any second! She was sitting on the floor trying to do some of her mommy stretches and her baby daddy Scott Disick just sat on the couch making dirty comments like, “If you keep doing those moves I’m going to want to get behind you.” Scott, can’t you ever just be seen and not heard?! It was such an inappropriate and random comment. Clearly you’re just seeking attention — but as usual, it’s the negative kind.


OMG: Kim proves yet again, she is nothing like us when she STORMS off cursing because Rob‘s dog jumps on her and RUINS her makeup! Seriously Kim, you wear makeup when you tan — wait, why am I not surprised?! What happens if you decide to take a dip in the pool? Do you have a small staff that comes out and constructs an elaborate up-do to keep your curls dry? When I tan I stick to chap stick and suntan lotion, but I’m willing to guess it’s impossible for the sun’s rays to permeate Kim’s many layers of foundation, powder, and bronzer. I’m dying to know what the secret ingredient Kim puts in her makeup — maybe shellac?


TMI: Rob is finally going to get a job and stop freeloading off his his parents Bruce and Kris Jenner. But, as Rob walked around their Calabasas mansion shirtless, carrying his whey protein shakes, Bruce couldn’t help but push Rob’s buttons. Bruce clearly is sick of Rob’s lazy ways. He sleeps ’til noon, and pines over his ex GF Adrienne Bailon all day. So Bruce took it upon himself to annoy Rob — but poor Bruce because he can’t ever get his timing right! Instead, he gave way too much info (and a bad joke) when he exclaimed, “Rob you’re looking at porn?!”  Rob was probably on his bed crafting another sappy email to Adrienne. Next time Bruce should leave the jokes to Khloe.


OMG: Since when is Scott chummy with Kourtney’s former hook-up JJ?!? While I was watching Scott, Rob, and their “friend” make a mess of the Kardashian kitchen on last night’s episode, I couldn’t put my finger on why the “friend” looked so familiar — and then it hit me! It was JJ, Rob’s pal, who shared a steamy hook-up with Kourtney in Miami, which involved a lot of liquor, sexy sheer white lingerie, and a make-out sesh. I’m sure Kourtney, like any normal girl, would DIE knowing the duo was hanging out. First off, the hook-up was weird enough since the pair has practically grown-up together, but the last thing she needs is JJ and Scott swapping notes over their tequila shots — AWKWARD. And another thing: boys will be boys, but this trio needs to grow up FAST! Scott, maybe instead of karate-chopping spaghetti in the home of your future child’s grandparents you should be keeping the preggers momma-to-be company!

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