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The Kardashians Are My New Diet Coaches — And I Want to Tell You About It …

Fri, January 8, 2010 1:11pm EDT by 18 Comments
The Kardashians Are My New Diet Coaches — And I Want to Tell You About It …

Curious if QuickTrim really makes you look as fabulous as Kim Kardashian? So are we!

My body took a hit this holiday season. I snacked on tasty vittles and sipped chugged champagne with the best of them, but now I’m paying for it in a big way—or should I say, big weight? Meanwhile, reality TV sisters Kim and Khloe Kardashian look better than ever after dropping major poundage with the help of a purple miracle pill called QuickTrim.

Seeing the picture of Kim and Khloe looking svelte and toned in their bikinis motivated me enough to jump on the QuickTrim weight loss bandwagon. I want to look like that too! After clearing it with my doctor, I’ve decided to try QuickTrim’s Burn & Cleanse two-week program to see if it actually works. Plus, Kim and Khloe graciously offered to exclusively mentor me through the process—I’ll keep you posted on my progress…

Day 1

Four pills a day?! At first I’m iffy about being tied down to such a strict pill popping schedule, but within a couple hours I’m used to the idea. The little instruction manual is very strict … I’m not supposed to eat many carbs AT ALL. This will be tricky. I love bread. And sugar. And fruit. And starch. Damn–no wonder I’m doing QuickTrim.

Another caveat: The evil instruction manual says you’re supposed to work out twice a day! There’s no chance in hell with my work schedule that’ll happen … I’m going to have to make do and exercise whenever I can. No wonder the Kardashians lost weight.

Day 2.

Last night I didn’t sleep well, but I think that’s because I took one of the pills with caffeine too late. I can’t believe how much energy I have. Honestly, I don’t feel sluggish AT ALL. I’m like the Energizer Bunny …

12 hours later. Still going. One thing I’m having trouble with is drinking a gallon of water a day, which is what the instructions suggest. Kim tells me drinking all that water threw her off too. “Cleanses definitely aren’t the easiest thing to do, especially because you have to drink a gallon of water a day-which is a pretty serious commitment! But, the more you drink the better you look and feel.”

14 hours later. You’ve got to be kidding me. I’M NOT TIRED AT ALL! I keep running to the bathroom … So much H20!

Day 3.

Slept like a baby last night. Feel kind of badly because I relapsed a little yesterday. Wolfgang Puck catered the BCS Championship Party and I couldn’t resist sampling some of the buffet. Ugh. Failure. I feel better because Khloe tells me she was the same way in the beginning. “At first it was really hard not to eat delicious food when I saw it in front of me,” she says, “but QuickTrim helped curb my cravings and once I started seeing results it really helped me to get motivated to maintain my diet.”

Even though I slipped up last night, I can now button my jeans. They’re not loose by any means, but I’m one step closer!

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