Would you ever strap on your platforms, grab your purse and then go … shopping in your itsy-bitsy bathing suit?
Didn’t think so! Which just goes to prove, Lindsay Lohan, that you are definitely not like the rest of us.
On one hand, I have to applaud your total lack of body inhibitions on a shopping trip in the Caribbean island of St. Barths. And yes, you have style — the snazzy necklace and metallic purse are a nice addition to your cut-out string maillot.
On the other hand—you might want to do a tush check before stepping out in a teeny weeny bottom that reveals what looks like a bruise on each cheek.
Just looking out for you, Linds!