‘The Hills’ Vs ‘Jersey Shore': It’s An MTV Celebrity Showdown!

Wed, December 30, 2009 10:38am EDT by 8 Comments

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There isn’t enough beach for both of these brunette beauties!

Not since Biggie and Tupac has there been so prolific a coastal rivalry between two MTV heavyweights. From the tan, to the long dark hair, to the perma-eyeliner, to the empty stares and the undecipherable dialogue, Audrina Patridge and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi are like bizarro beauty versions of one another. However, the only things as artificial and overblown as Audrina’s boobs on The Hills are the storylines. I mean, come on, who honestly still cares whether Justin Bobby and Audrina get back together again? Now, on the other hand, who cares if Snooki and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino have taken their hot hot-tub hookups off-screen? I sure as hell do! Maybe I love Snooki because she’s fresh and new, or maybe its because she’s willing to actually reveal a little bit of her true self in front of the cameras. Or, maybe, just maybe, it’s because her hair bump is bangin’! What do you think? Who’s your favorite MTV brunette? - Marta Topran

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ANONYMOUS

Posted at 9:17 PM on March 15, 2010  

Audrina. No competition at all.
Snooki is retarded all of the jersey shore’s are the same trashy, no class, gossipers, fakes.

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GaGa Fan

Posted at 2:23 PM on January 4, 2010  

I’m with you, Jersey Shore’s way better! Snooki is so much more fab than Audrina. And at least she knows how to take a punch.

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hollymolly

Posted at 10:53 AM on December 31, 2009  

audrina hands down snooki is trashy mc trash

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gossipgirl

Posted at 1:24 AM on December 31, 2009  

i think it’s all about the hair bump!! go snook-a-licious

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Arroz Con Pollo

Posted at 7:31 PM on December 30, 2009  

GIRRRRRL, snooki all the way!! Audrina, seriously, what’s up on the ceiling that’s SO fascinating ALL THE TIME?!

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goldstarmanx

Posted at 12:35 PM on December 30, 2009  

Great story…even I want to go to Seaside!

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BumbleBee

Posted at 10:53 AM on December 30, 2009  

Snooki rules!! I just finished watching all of the episodes of Jersey Shore and all I can say is wow. These people are unreal. The Hills doesn’t even come close.

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ANONYMOUS

Posted at 9:23 PM on March 15, 2010  

No, no she doesn’t. I watched all the jersey shore episodes also I even said “WOW” not because it was good but because they just made such FOOLS of themselves I couldn’t help but laugh at the complete IDIOTS. The Hills are completely unreal? REALLY? Because NO the hills are REAL. They may be scripted but at least there drama isn’t AS unnecessary as the jersey shores drama. Your right the hills doesn’t even come close. because its better and shouldn’t even be compared to this NONSENSE of a show called the jersey shore.
GOOD DAY smart one.

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