‘The Hills’ Vs ‘Jersey Shore’: It’s An MTV Celebrity Showdown!

Wed, December 30, 2009 10:38am EST by 8 Comments


There isn’t enough beach for both of these brunette beauties!

Not since Biggie and Tupac has there been so prolific a coastal rivalry between two MTV heavyweights. From the tan, to the long dark hair, to the perma-eyeliner, to the empty stares and the undecipherable dialogue, Audrina Patridge and Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi are like bizarro beauty versions of one another. However, the only things as artificial and overblown as Audrina’s boobs on The Hills are the storylines. I mean, come on, who honestly still cares whether Justin Bobby and Audrina get back together again? Now, on the other hand, who cares if Snooki and Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino have taken their hot hot-tub hookups off-screen? I sure as hell do! Maybe I love Snooki because she’s fresh and new, or maybe its because she’s willing to actually reveal a little bit of her true self in front of the cameras. Or, maybe, just maybe, it’s because her hair bump is bangin’! What do you think? Who’s your favorite MTV brunette? – Marta Topran