Renee, What's Up With Your Strange Schluby Date Style?

Wed, December 30, 2009 6:40pm EST by 2 Comments


Would you dress as schluby as Rene if you were dating Bradley Cooper?

Renee, it’s one thing to veg out in sweats around the house, but it’s quite another when you’re showing up for dates with your guy or his mom , above, looking like you just rolled out of bed! Did you forget that you’re dating younger man Bradley Cooper,34, one of the hottest guys in Hollywood?! Why are you walking around in gym clothes? (FYI– Bradley passed up Jennifer Aniston (who always looks put together) for Renee!) And usually when a gal meets up with her man’s parents she likes to make a good impression–you don’t have to go all out Renee, but a shower and a pair of skinny jeans wouldn’t hurt. You could bet if Bradley wanted to take us to the movies, we would leave the hiking shoes and the North Face behind!

Since we can’t figure out what’s behind 40 year-old Renee’s schlub-a-dub style, we asked sex expert Amy Levine. Amy believes Renee must be comfortable and confident in her relationship. “She’s clearing doing what she wants to do,” Amy says, “She thinks whatever they have is solid and she doesn’t need to dress a certain way to catch his attention.”

Okay Renee, we get it, you’re soo comfortable–and honestly, you would look ridiculous if you ran around all done-up in sky-high heels everyday, but we still wouldn’t advise taking Bradley Cooper for granted. After all, he doesn’t have the greatest relationship history – dumping his wife, Jennifer Esposito, after just four months.

Nevertheless, 50 guys we surveyed in Grand Central Station, more than half of them (29-21) said they wouldn’t care, what you wore –though we’d love to see how many of these guys would go up to a girl dressed like a schlub and ask for her number in real life!

–Katrina Mitzeliotis