Listen To This Hot New Song! Who Knew You Could Get Such Great Rap Lyrics Out Of The Tiger Woods Scandal?

Thu, December 24, 2009 10:34am EDT by 1 Comment

Something tells us Elin Nordegren won’t be making this her new ringtone.

Tiger Woods‘ mistresses aren’t the only ones cashing in on his ongoing scandal! Rapper Maino just released a new song, “Get ‘Em Tiger,” in which he spits rhymes from Tiger’s P.O.V. about the many ladies in his life: “I got women in the burbs, women in the hood / Yeah my wifey mad cause she know I’m no good / Man I’m just a dog, I’d be faithful if I could / But I’m Tiger Woods, yeah I’m Tiger Woods.”

While he doesn’t reference any of Tiger’s actual alleged mistresses, Maino does hit on one very important aspect of the Tiger situation — his sex addiction! “I need help ’cause I know I got a problem,” he raps, “Every bad b***h I come across I think want ’em.” So at least he isn’t condoning the golfer’s straying ways!

It’s certainly not the first spoof on the Tiger Scandal — but it is the catchiest so far!

Get More on Tiger Woods:

  1. EXCLUSIVE! Rachel Uchitel Tells “I Am Not Pregnant! I Am Not a Lesbian!”
  2. Elin: Soon to be Hottest Divorcee in the World
  3. Tiger Woods’ Mom, Kutilda, Is ‘Angry And Disappointed’ In Him — Hey, We Would Be Too!