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Tiger Woods Escapes From Rachel Uchitel!

Mon, December 21, 2009 2:14pm EDT by 1 Comment


Tiger, it’s about time you made a smart move!

Finally, Tiger, you’re doing what you should have done all along – escape from Rachel Uchitel! It must have made you pretty nervous when your first alleged mistress came back to town over the weekend, so you did what any intelligent man would do to avoid getting into trouble – get the heck out!

We here at think its pretty interesting that you decided to go on a buddies cruise the same weekend that Rachel showed up in Palm Beach, Fla. We know your 155-ft luxury yacht, Privacy, had been docked at Old Port Cove in North Palm Beach for more than a week until Dec. 19, when you and your friends set sail on the high seas for some R&R in the Bahamas.

Although you were gone when Rach made her way back into town, she didn’t seem to mind. She hit a Palm Beach club until 3 a.m. on Dec. 19, emerging with two girlfriends wearing a Santa hat and a big smile. She certainly didn’t seem to miss you.  (If the answer her gal pals gave to Splash News was any indication, she may not even be batting for your team anymore! “We’re her lesbian lovers,” one of the two ladies tittered.)

We’re pleased that you’re finally thinking smart when it comes to Rachel, Tiger, but why aren’t you trying to patch things up with wife Elin Nordegren and spending time with your children, 2-year-old Sam, and Charlie, 10 months, like you promised? Cruising around on a guys only cruise with some dudes definitely doesn’t say “Merry Christmas, I love my family.”

Do you think Tiger is making the right decisions?

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