YOU MUST WATCH THIS! Alyssa Milano — How I Went from Simple to Snooki!

Mon, December 21, 2009 12:15pm EDT by Add first Comment

Everybody wants to be Snooki — including Alyssa! And here’s how you do it!

Snooki of MTV’s Jersey Shore is clearly the objet d’art for all of young Hollywood! Who doesn’t lust after that professionally pretty piled-on pouf? That brown-as-a-fake-Vuitton-clutch fake bake? That shockingly horizontal caboose? Alyssa Milano certainly does.

Enjoy — and be sure to watch all the way ’til the end for a fantastic surprise.

And if you’re wondering what Dove commercial the Funny or Die guys are referencing, here it is —