Tiger Woods–Stop Whining! Your Wife is Wasting Away Because of You!

Tue, December 15, 2009 6:35pm EST by 5 Comments


Tiger Woods–your wife Elin has finally started bravely appearing in public with your beautiful children and she is a fraction of her former self!

Poor Elin–never looked like she had an extra pound to spare on her 5′ 10″ frame, but now after the revelations of your 14 or 15 alleged mistresses–there’s no other word to describe her, than “pale” and “gaunt.” Her suffering is revealed in her none thin arms. Her neck, clavicle, and chest are verging on emaciated. She looks like she’s dropped a good 12 pounds in the past two weeks. She looks as skinny as Angelina Jolie on a thin day!

So Tiger Woods—when I read today’s New York Post with its banner headline—Tiger’s Agony—“he’s only just coping—he’s on the edge,” according to a source close to your camp—I had just one thought: NO ONE’S going to throw you a PITY PARTY!

What drug—Ambien…Vicoden…are you on, Tiger ? Or is your ginormous ego still so massive that you can’t see beyond your selfish self to see that no one is going to feel sorry for you. The fact that your wife is probably not speaking to you and that your multi-million dollar endorsement deals are evaporating by the day, is the fault of only one person—You!

No one forced you to have sex with multiple alleged mistresses! No one forced you to party regularly in night clubs around the country with your hands around the waists of endless tarty girls.

It’s a miracle that poor Elin hasn’t put a golf iron down your throat! I can’t think of any woman—shall we say—in the entire 6.6 billion person world—who has been SO humiliated by her husband in, let’s see…the LAST CENTURY!

So the fact that you’re whining to some friend that everything is coming crashing down around you,just shows that you are a lost cause. You are incapable of putting yourself in your wife’s shoes and changing your ways.

Listen—you’ve clearly got a HUGE problem that no doubt requires years of therapy. You incessantly cheated with a boatload of women—though Lord knows how you kept them all straight—for numerous years. That was a world class talent in itself.

In any case, you chose to spend hours, days and weeks with tarted up babes instead of with your own adorable babies.

You chose to run your hands through their hairsprayed locks rather than through little Sam and Charlie’s sweet soft hair! When I look at pictures of your babies, I just want to eat them up, they’re so deliciously adorable.

Somehow you didn’t see that! You had eyes only for babes in short skirts. You didn’t NEED your precious wife—who thin as she now, is proudly holding her head high—and your precious children. No—you chose to fulfill other needs!

So stop whining Tiger! No one’s coming to your pity party even if you try to throw one for yourself!

–Bonnie Fuller

Read More About Tiger’s Cheating Ways:

  1. Tiger Woods’ 14th Mistress Revealed: Meet Theresa Rogers, Repped by Gloria Allred
  2. “Tiger Stole My Girlfriend!” Says Florida Man, Claims She Was Tiger’s 12th Mistress!
  3. Tiger’s Alleged Mistress Cori Rist — “He Was Not Happy at Home with His Wife!”

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Posted at 12:33 PM on December 17, 2009  

when two people get married and have children for the wrong reasons, it happens 63.33% of all couples who get married today. you don’t hear about the 60% that are not wealthy. then you have the critics, who have no life, but want to play the land shark. these married folks are already in a world of hurt. i see no reasons to add to it. so bonnie, get a life, maybe have sex three times a day, you’ll feel better. your a good looking woman that just lacks that real attention. so give me a call, i’m good for 2 hours, mornings only please before you start thinking…..sg

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Posted at 12:38 PM on December 16, 2009  

AGREED Bonnie! I can’t believe anyone would dare pity such a cheating lying bastard. And Elin looks bone-thin, I hope she’s seeing someone for her stress, I tend to lose weight over stress (just goes to show that when women get super skinny they are not always anorexic nor does it mean they have an eating disorder) I feel like all the pressure this woman is under could really give her a heart attack, its so hard to eat for many people when they are dealing with such problems – this is a perfect example of a woman in over her head, who just got her heart broken and her world turned upside down – I hope she sees a doctor to help her take care of herself, she has so much to worry about (kids and her marriage…) bt she should learn (see a nutritionist) how to take care of herself and her body while she’s going through this, because at this rate it can only get worse and she needs her strength in order to take care of her kids and move on
xoxo NZimmerman

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Posted at 10:19 AM on December 16, 2009  

Alright, let me just say to everyone reading and keeping up with this Tiger Woods situation. People act like he is the first man in world who’s ever cheated…DUHH! Poor Elin, are you kidding me! She went from rags to riches. Being the BILLION DOLLAR MAN that he is, women are going to be throwing panties at him, HELL I think he got a pair of mine somewhere in his collection and if I don’t, I’d gladly give it to him. What I’m trying to say is, get over it! He is not the first nor will HE be the last to cheat. “And for all the PERFECT PEOPLE who never done anything WRONG in their entire life, go ahead throw the first STONE!

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Posted at 12:50 AM on December 16, 2009  

A person can only do to you what you allow.
One moment they say a woman is strong and has her own mind,
the next moment they want to blame her problems on a man, (sounds like the weaker sex).

Elin is to blame for whatever happens to her.
She has plenty of Tiger’s money, a passport, her own country, and feet to walk.

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Posted at 7:43 PM on December 15, 2009  

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